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post #211 of 4600 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 04:54 PM
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True but I'm not sure about the strategy - I mean - this is a Mister MTF contest so you'd imagine the main voters are going to be

a) women
b) gay men

So is the best place to get the name put really a pair of female boobies?
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So is the best place to get the name put really a pair of female boobies?
No, and Jonathan is as successful a marketing manager as I am a tennis player. Knowing how he thinks, this makes perfect sense in his world.

I have to hand it to the participants- they are good sports.
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How many jahoobies are you planning to get your name lipsticked on?
I really dont know

And you're right, gay men and women will be the primary voters. Maybe I should write it on my cock and put that as my avatar

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I really dont know

And you're right, gay men and women will be the primary voters. Maybe I should write it on my cock and put that as my avatar
Works for me.
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Oh stop.

I should probably preface everything I say with "This applies in all situations, EXCEPT where Jonathan is concerned."

You cannot act surprised here- you already knew this about me.

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And you're right, gay men and women will be the primary voters. Maybe I should write it on my cock and put that as my avatar
If you wouldn't get into trouble for it, and feel like it was one of your best assets, you know where I stand on selling sex. Unfortunately for you, this is an all ages website, so it's not going to fly.

Interesting that you came up with the idea all on your own though, with no help from the marketing department.
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Oh stop.

I should probably preface everything I say with "This applies in all situations, EXCEPT where Jonathan is concerned."

You cannot act surprised here- you already knew this about me.


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If you wouldn't get into trouble for it, and feel like it was one of your best assets, you know where I stand on selling sex. Unfortunately for you, this is an all ages website, so it's not going to fly.

Interesting that you came up with the idea all on your own though, with no help from the marketing department.
Well unfrotunately, its not by BEST asset, my ass is def. #1, eyelashes #2. But im not sure if i can write: "Vote for Blaze" on my own ass, it'd be a bit difficult. And Rafela couldnt do it, cause she'd get distracted and start squeezing and spanking

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Well unfrotunately, its not by BEST asset, my ass is def. #1, eyelashes #2. But im not sure if i can write: "Vote for Blaze" on my own ass, it'd be a bit difficult. And Rafela couldnt do it, cause she'd get distracted and start squeezing and spanking
In the future, please warn me before you type stuff like this. I am in the process of drinking my breakfast, which is a lovely colored shade of mud. Now, it will be an effort to drink it.

EDIT: I saw the posts, oh dear. I will it were easier for people to get along. Tension is not good for the complexion.
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In the future, please warn me before you type stuff like this. I am in the process of drinking my breakfast, which is a lovely colored shade of mud. Now, it will be an effort to drink it.

EDIT: I saw the posts, oh dear. I will it were easier for people to get along. Tension is not good for the complexion.


As for the loser thing, hes just a :retard:, so im not concerned. He's a small time

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Also, does this not have a double meaning?

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Who is that comment referring to? It's funny.
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I think shes referring to the other USA men in the contest.

Hard competition for my ass. Like they are federer and my ass is Nadal

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I should go check out your competition, especially if there are pictures there. This is too funny- but it is like passing the scene of an accident. You cannot help but look.
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I knew it was only a matter of time till the cock word came out.
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