I should probably preface everything I say with "This applies in all situations, EXCEPT where Jonathan is concerned."
You cannot act surprised here- you already knew this about me.
And you're right, gay men and women will be the primary voters. Maybe I should write it on my cock and put that as my avatar
If you wouldn't get into trouble for it, and feel like it was one of your best assets, you know where I stand on selling sex. Unfortunately for you, this is an all ages website, so it's not going to fly.
Interesting that you came up with the idea all on your own though, with no help from the marketing department.