It was one of those things that was actually good, believe it or not. I had heard about him through the grapevine, and you know what I have told you about this- when a guy gets a good reputation this way, women will seek him out for it.
I did, and was rewarded for it. It's the Latin blood, I swear to god. I have never been wrong. Not once. My favorite line ever, BD:
(looking directly at me) Kaylee, I need to tell you something.
What is it?
I want to make the love with you, Kaylee. I want to be the father of your childrens.
Childrens. I kid you not. That's what he said. I had to bite my lip not to laugh, because he was so honest, so open, and so...
I have found it is just always better not to talk much. Remember my thing about using fewer words? It applies here as well.
childrens?! That's hilarious and seriously cute at the same time. Men come up with the best lines sometimes. Fewer words applies in most situations, it's true.
One of the best lines I got was the guy from Mallorca: "I start your vacation right, no?" Considering it was my first night there.
See he knew how to do everything but
the kissing. That just sucks.
Originally Posted by mrserenawilliams
That gets a hearty "OH, FUCK NO!"
especially when going downstairs
You don't like having someone leaving you dental impressions on your member?