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post #151 of 4600 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 12:12 AM
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Re: Pervs do it better... we see you watching.

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If he can't even use the lips right I shudder to think what will go on down there - I don't want to be handled like a tube of toothpaste with a bit left in the bottom.
Your metaphors are just so spot on and funny.

Chris, you find that when you go through your history that the best kisser/lover/one nighter/whatever follow a certain pattern, or no? Like- they looked the same, came from the same geographic area, job demo, etc.

Just idle curiosity.
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Your metaphors are just so spot on and funny.

Chris, you find that when you go through your history that the best kisser/lover/one nighter/whatever follow a certain pattern, or no? Like- they looked the same, came from the same geographic area, job demo, etc.

Just idle curiosity.
I'll have to give that one some thought....

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Oh ick. That's totally no bueno.

You have to start smooching better people, like, yesterday.
I know it.

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Oooo I can't wait to see this.
Here it is:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/produc...tegoryID=29266

What do you all think? Be honest.

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It's nice to know that my precense is enough.
Absolutely. I can totally multi-task and/or adjust as needed. I am as comfy talking about S&M as I am Spongebob.

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Ugh, he was a good kisser and the sex was shitty? That's just bad advertising right there.
Indeed it was awful. I was unpleasantly suprised as well. He was just clueless beyond the kissing part. Like a school age child who never knows that there are many numbers that exist beyond those he can count with his fingers.

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Cheeky little thing you are.

BTW, you look very nice on the front of my Myspace page. I love your default picture.

just when I was thinking of changing it to either of these:

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http://a942.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...6a0b1e1955.jpg
http://a503.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...57143c4ffe.jpg

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Nite Chris!

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Here it is:
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What do you all think? Be honest.
I love that style of dress.

There are a bunch of different colors listed. Did you get the yellow one?
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REG!

Those are great! I love the action shot. I had no idea that you were that flexible.
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Yup the yellow one. I have boob-fitting problems again, but it's petite so the proportions are really good. I need a good bra for it.

Omg Reg those pics
I love the air splits, holy crap I can't do that
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Here it is:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/produc...tegoryID=29266

What do you all think? Be honest.
I was gonna suggest this one to you, but I wasn't sure if the style was too bridal, but I'm in love w/ empire waists right now

I think it looks GORGEOUS and I know you're going to KNOCK 'EM DEAD in it

I wanna see pics

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The yellow dress is gorge, BD. You made a lovely choice.

What is the problem with the fit, now though?
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Thanks Kel!
The fit is actually very good, it's just a little tight in the bust, but I think it's because my bra was a slightly padded cup. I have issues fitting dresses to my waist and my bust, they never want to agree on a size.

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I was gonna suggest this one to you, but I wasn't sure if the style was too bridal, but I'm in love w/ empire waists right now

I think it looks GORGEOUS and I know you're going to KNOCK 'EM DEAD in it

I wanna see pics
Thanks

I hope it's not too bridal... it's a bit darker in real life.

I'll send pics when the hair is done and the makeup is on. That'll be this Friday.

Now shoes! I'm going to look on Zappos.
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REG!

Those are great! I love the action shot. I had no idea that you were that flexible.
yep, I'm THAT flexible

I do the "Kim Clijsters" almost all of the time sometimes not even on purpose.


which pic is your fave?

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Thanks Kel!
The fit is actually very good, it's just a little tight in the bust, but I think it's because my bra was a slightly padded cup. I have issues fitting dresses to my waist and my bust, they never want to agree on a size.
Oh okay, I understand now.

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I'll send pics when the hair is done and the makeup is on. That'll be this Friday.

Now shoes! I'm going to look on Zappos.
I am excited for you! I can't wait to see the whole ensemble come together. Yay!

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yep, I'm THAT flexible

I do the "Kim Clijsters" almost all of the time sometimes not even on purpose.


which pic is your fave?


They are all great- I am partial to action shots though, and the second one is amazing. Depends what you want people to see when they first come to your page.
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I am confused by this. Why be a teacher for someone who did not come to you ready made?

Maybe I am not the one to ask about this. There was a guy I went to college with who neglected to tell me that he was pure as the driven snow, until WAY too late in the game, so to speak.

I knew something was up, when after the second downstroke, I felt him do that familiar boy shake underneath me. I was not amused. The exchange went like this:

Already?

(nodding) Yeah, sorry.

You're kidding, I haven't even taken off my...hang on a sec. You don't still have your V-card, do you?

(again, nodding and blushing now)

Pull up your pants and get out. I am not collecting a V-card.

I was way en fuego about that one.
It sounds like you took his v-card whether you wanted to or not
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just when I was thinking of changing it to either of these:

http://a942.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...6a0b1e1955.jpg
Well damn. I bet you're fun at parties.

Just had to throw my 2 cents in on the bad kisser thing. It is just about the worst thing. I say just about, because I once had this really cute guy who was a pretty damn good kisser. Unfortunately, his breath smelled/tasted like he had been chewing on roadkill. Ugh. It was so bad. I had to throw that one back in the sea, because it never got any better. Reminds me of something we used to sing back on the playground: "I hate to be mean, but you need Listerine. Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle!"

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