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Lovely, just lovely. Thank you.

You have to admit though- it's the worst, just the WORST. When you hook up- or when you used to before you had a significant other- and you kiss someone who sucks. Hell on earth.
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Lovely, just lovely. Thank you.

You have to admit though- it's the worst, just the WORST. When you hook up- or when you used to before you had a significant other- and you kiss someone who sucks. Hell on earth.
It's the worst thing ever.

I once stopped someone to give them kissing lessons.

He was actually grateful much later on when he went back with his ex and the ex commented how much better he was now
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You are very kind, and I thank you for the compliment. Funny though- I was there, I took the pics, and the person you see there no longer looks like me, like, AT ALL. I know she's me, but she's not me...

yeah, i feel you. sometimes i look at pictures of me and realize that i look nothing like that. i can only hope it happens to gisele too.

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It's the worst thing ever.
As a woman, I put that at the top of the list along with (edited for decency purposes). Grounds for a quick dismissal, like Federer playing Roddick at this year's AO.

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I once stopped someone to give them kissing lessons.
I am confused by this. Why be a teacher for someone who did not come to you ready made?

Maybe I am not the one to ask about this. There was a guy I went to college with who neglected to tell me that he was pure as the driven snow, until WAY too late in the game, so to speak.

I knew something was up, when after the second downstroke, I felt him do that familiar boy shake underneath me. I was not amused. The exchange went like this:

Already?

(nodding) Yeah, sorry.

You're kidding, I haven't even taken off my...hang on a sec. You don't still have your V-card, do you?

(again, nodding and blushing now)

Pull up your pants and get out. I am not collecting a V-card.

I was way en fuego about that one.
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It's amazing how many people are crap kissers.
Yeah it is. I hate hate hate bad kissers. I had one guy dancing with me in a club shove his tongue and all his teeth down my throat (which happens way too often) and I cringed, reeled back, and looked at him like Wtf? He actually asked me "how long has it been since you kissed a man?" I responded with "Two nights, and he knew that mashing on my tongue while simulataneously gagging me is not the way to go".
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As a woman, I put that at the top of the list along with (edited for decency purposes). Grounds for a quick dismissal, like Federer playing Roddick at this year's AO.



I am confused by this. Why be a teacher for someone who did not come to you ready made?

Maybe I am not the one to ask about this. There was a guy I went to college with who neglected to tell me that he was pure as the driven snow, until WAY too late in the game, so to speak.

I knew something was up, when after the second downstroke, I felt him do that familiar boy shake underneath me. I was not amused. The exchange went like this:

Already?

(nodding) Yeah, sorry.

You're kidding, I haven't even taken off my...hang on a sec. You don't still have your V-card, do you?

(again, nodding and blushing now)

Pull up your pants and get out. I am not collecting a V-card.

I was way en fuego about that one.
Well you see I was in the mood to leave the world in a slightly better place than I found it.

AND I wanted some good kissing then and there - so I had to teach him how to do it so I could get what I wanted.

It was win-win though it took longer to get there than I would have liked.
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Yeah it is. I hate hate hate bad kissers. I had one guy dancing with me in a club shove his tongue and all his teeth down my throat (which happens way too often) and I cringed, reeled back, and looked at him like Wtf? He actually asked me "how long has it been since you kissed a man?" I responded with "Two nights, and he knew that mashing on my tongue while simulataneously gagging me is not the way to go".
This is terrible story, BD. I am sorry you had to endure this. Worse, to have to endure a lame excuse for his lack of technique and concern for you. Dreadful, just dreadful.
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Kelli, Scoobs, I wish I could add something eloquent to your conversation but I can't. Seriously, this is where lack of experience can really hurt at times.

I agree on bad kissing though. Samantha from Sex and the City said it best when she said to just dump a bad kisser immediately. It's very hard to get them to change their ways, at least it is for me. And really, if they aren't great at kissing, then I sure as hell don't want to know what the sex is like.

Anyway, that Roger=Iron Man thread is silly. I would add something pervy to it, but alas I'm drawing blanks at the moment.

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Well you see I was in the mood to leave the world in a slightly better place than I found it.

AND I wanted some good kissing then and there - so I had to teach him how to do it so I could get what I wanted.

It was win-win though it took longer to get there than I would have liked.
It could be no more involved than the fact that you are a nice person, and I am not. Fair enough.
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It could be no more involved than the fact that you are a nice person, and I am not. Fair enough.
Not that simple. Other times with bad kissers I've gotten bored quickly and just wanked them off.
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Kelli, Scoobs, I wish I could add something eloquent to your conversation but I can't. Seriously, this is where lack of experience can really hurt at times.
You are loved, RA. Just you being here is present enough.

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It will suck, plain and simple. Kisses are not even a lock, btw. I had great kisses with a guy once, and the sex was abysmal. He was a great kisser, but remain on my list of the worst of all time, to this day.

I will refrain from saying WHY he is there, but suffice it to say, there are men who could use a book about how the female body is really put together. STOP TAKING YOUR TECHNIQUE FROM PORN!

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Just breathe, RA, it will come to you. You are wicked smart in these situations.
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This is terrible story, BD. I am sorry you had to endure this. Worse, to have to endure a lame excuse for his lack of technique and concern for you. Dreadful, just dreadful.
I know . I'm afraid to turn my face towards a guy when I'm dancing with him now, because for some reason it always seems to mean 'gag me'. Then I'm forced to drink a bottle of Listerine.
I love a good kisser

I got a dress by the way. I think I like it . I'll take a picture and post it.
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Not that simple. Other times with bad kissers I've gotten bored quickly and just wanked them off.
Wanked them off without a fruit basket in return. Oh Chris, your patience knows no bounds.

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I know . I'm afraid to turn my face towards a guy when I'm dancing with him now, because for some reason it always seems to mean 'gag me'. Then I'm forced to drink a bottle of Listerine.
I love a good kisser
Oh ick. That's totally no bueno.

You have to start smooching better people, like, yesterday.

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Wanked them off without a fruit basket in return. Oh Chris, your patience knows no bounds.
If he can't even use the lips right I shudder to think what will go on down there - I don't want to be handled like a tube of toothpaste with a bit left in the bottom.
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You are loved, RA. Just you being here is present enough.



It will suck, plain and simple. Kisses are not even a lock, btw. I had great kisses with a guy once, and the sex was abysmal. He was a great kisser, but remain on my list of the worst of all time, to this day.

I will refrain from saying WHY he is there, but suffice it to say, there are men who could use a book about how the female body is really put together. STOP TAKING YOUR TECHNIQUE FROM PORN!



Just breathe, RA, it will come to you. You are wicked smart in these situations.

It's nice to know that my precense is enough.

Ugh, he was a good kisser and the sex was shitty? That's just bad advertising right there.


I think I'll let the Iron Man thread go this time and just think about all the ways that Roger is a true Iron Man.

Main Husbands
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