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How in hell did I miss this thread. for JT

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I named him Alexei partly because I see some similarities in personality, and also because now I can honestly say that I sleep with Alexei Yagudin every night, and I've even seen Alexei lick his own ass.
Maybe Alexei the person is jealous that Alexei the cat can lick himself . My God I can't imagine if I named my cat Marat.

"Marat, damn it, stop licking yourself!"

ERNESTS ~ GILLES ~ MARAT ~ NOLE ~ MARIO ~ MARIN ~ SIMONE ~ JEREMY


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This thread frightens yet intrigues me.



"Marat, stop drinking out of the toilet! "
"Marat, stop acting like a tomcat!...wait, you are a tomcat."

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Marat "loves it long and hard" Safin
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... and I've even seen Alexei lick his own ass.

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Awwww lovely cat Alexei! And Yagudin was a great champion!
Once again - J'torian -
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Both Alexei's are Hope the four legged one brings you lots of joy (not that some joy from the other one wouldn't be welcomed )

Джиетка: why are you swiss?
Gabrielle: to show my support to federer you know, the slump, the career threatening illness..;
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Who is J'torian? a Marat fan?

If he likes Marat and Alexei, he has obviously great tastes!

Do you like Alexander Popov too?

Bea to Alex Corretja: "Attendez y'a Gab...!"
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Rafa suffers from pression.

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It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who. ~Marat Safin, summarizing his career

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Maggie Tulliver: and he takes his clothes off when he sees a camera
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You know, if the whole marine biology thing doesn't work out, he's got a career in stand-up comedy made.

Your signature is very apt again, Marie. In fact, it's apt a little too often for my tastes. You know, Marat, with all this motivation you have...feel free to do something with it.

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If Rogi doesn't learn how to handle Rafa's heavy balls, he'll never be able to blow him off the court.

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“I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.”

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Has everyone hugged their J'torian today?

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