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You Know You're Obsessed With Marat When....

Just a fun little thing to pass the off-season....Hope you guys post too!

You Know You're Obsessed With Marat When....

....you write "Davai Marat" or "Marat in '07" or just "Marat" on desks and chairs in school

....you doodle his name all over your French binder....Or anywhere you can write on.

....you, out of nowhere, decided to brush up on your Russian History skills by reading a Russian History book

....you got so psyched when you identified the political cartoon in Jeopardy: Boris Yeltsin.

....the first thing you do when you get free time is going to menstennisforums or theguyfromrussia

....you already have acronyms for said sites: MTF and TGFR

....You recognize the fans that they show in Marat's "small tourney" matches. The girls from TGFR!

....you ship Marat/Daniela

....you know that he's not REALLY Russian. He's Tatar.

....you think Mikhailovich is the coolest middle name ever. Or the coolest name ever.

....you e-mailed him and are currently twiddling your thumbs waiting for his reply.

....you were grieving when he had the Bun and the MopTop

....you jumped for joy when Robin Soderling cut it for him

....you have a sudden interest in Russians.

....in Connections class, they ask you what place you are at the moment, you say "Moscow, Russia"

....you debated whether to say "Monte Carlo, Monaco" or Moscow.

....you were so bitter when was only the fourth hottest tennis player

....you start listening to Metallica

....you try so hard to stomach his odd taste in music

....you start to hate "Shallow Hal," although deep down, you find it pretty funny.

....you go through severe Marat withdrawals during the off-season.....or during the time between the season and Davis Cup final

.....you start to read A LOT. And not those lame teen-age, magical crap books....the hardcore stuff, like, say, Lenin's biography.

.....you spend your whole Thanksgiving break polishing your PhotoBucket, visiting MTF, and TGFR.....and writing fics.

....in French class, the teacher asked you what MS (male singular) stood for, you said, "Marat Safin". And you were serious.

ERNESTS ~ GILLES ~ MARAT ~ NOLE ~ MARIO ~ MARIN ~ SIMONE ~ JEREMY


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Re: You Know You're Obsessed With Marat When....

You find writing such lists lots of fun.
(I'm just kidding, I love you, dear, but I had to say it. )

"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!"
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You find writing such lists lots of fun.
(I'm just kidding, I love you, dear, but I had to say it. )
Heehee, it's all good.

ERNESTS ~ GILLES ~ MARAT ~ NOLE ~ MARIO ~ MARIN ~ SIMONE ~ JEREMY


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Always good to get the confirmation of not being obsessed!!


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Re: You Know You're Obsessed With Marat When....

..so as it comes I'm not obsessed at all.

Marat >>> all the others


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Re: You Know You're Obsessed With Marat When....

Not obsessed at all!


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Everyone here seems to be in DENIAL.

"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!"
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....you, out of nowhere, decided to brush up on your Russian History skills by reading a Russian History book
so true, + literature
during AO 2005 started to read Anna Karenina
but unfortunetely Tolstoy mentioned only one Tatar in his book :-(

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....you think Mikhailovich is the coolest middle name ever. Or the coolest name ever.
I've got a Bulgarian friend with the same middle name

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....you were grieving when he had the Bun and the MopTop
quite the opposite, I thought he did it just for me

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....you jumped for joy when Robin Soderling cut it for him
I grieved that moment

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....you have a sudden interest in Russians.
yeah, I started to like my Russian neighbour

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....you were so bitter when was only the fourth hottest tennis player
there are so many blind women

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....you start listening to Metallica
not really, cause I' ve already listened to hard rock
partly good taste of music

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....you go through severe Marat withdrawals during the off-season.....or during the time between the season and Davis Cup final
absolutely, and the winter is so cold

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.....you start to read A LOT. And not those lame teen-age, magical crap books....the hardcore stuff, like, say, Lenin's biography.
I've already read it as a child
obligatory Lenin's little lamps

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....you ship Marat/Daniela
I had a dream last night about writing Marat/Lena D. fic. It disturbed me greatly, more so because I don't even like Dementieva. I blame tennis withdrawal.

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You Know You're Obsessed With Marat When....
You cant help grinning like a maniac when you get a ride on a motorbike

Marat's the shizznit. Period.
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edit: Hey Vass, you deleted ....so now I look ridiculous laughing.......
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edit: Hey Vass, you deleted ....so now I look ridiculous laughing.......
I saw he posted too, but by the time I entered the thread he had deleted! Hmph!

What did he saaaaay?

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I saw he posted too, but by the time I entered the thread he had deleted! Hmph!

What did he saaaaay?
I dunno, he might kill me if I tell on him . He did delete it afterall



















msn now hehehehehehe
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msn now hehehehehehe
That ain't fair!!!! I want to know too!!!

"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!"
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does a post still show up on ispy if it gets deleted?
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