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And Vass threw-up, with the little food that was in his system before the restaurant visit.
The date was supposed to end around this part....

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so end it up vass...

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. (Albert Einstein)

I would love to see that!
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"Being alone again, Marat decided to make Vass an offer he just can't refuse..."
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"you can play with my racket for the night, Vass" Marat purred.
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Poor Vass.
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Riding the 3AM Rollercoaster

Anastasia Myskina, Marat Safin thank you.
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oh my god, you guys are crazy

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so who wants to continue the story?

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. (Albert Einstein)

I would love to see that!
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yes, who wants to derail this thread?
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"you can play with my racket for the night, Vass" Marat purred.
Vass' jaw dropped to the floor. Did Marat really just offer him to play with his racket??
"Well Vass, what do you say? Wanna grab my racket?"

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Vass' jaw dropped to the floor. Did Marat really just offer him to play with his racket??
"Well Vass, what do you say? Wanna grab my racket?"
"Uhh...sure, man." *grabs his Head*




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"Uhh...sure, man." *grabs his Head*

It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who. ~Marat Safin, summarizing his career

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a reporter of kp.ru, who was present at the restaurant ,couldn't believe how lucky he was seeing this.
Next day's headline:
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Safin Offers Head to Local Man
details on pages 4, 5 and 6
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"Last night at a local restaurant I bumped into Marat Safin who was with a local man, who is so misterious that we couldn't find his name until the hour we wrote the article."

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. (Albert Einstein)

I would love to see that!
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