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CELEBRATING: A Royal Birthday

It's that time of the year again where we celebrate the birth of our great empress of DENIAL




FAIWYDOWA ZEE EMPRESS


So on the morn of this fair day, the entire addams family were rudely awakened by a very loud knock on the door.

And of course, they weren't too happy about it. WHO WOULD RIGHT??? So anyway, they dragged themselves out of bed and down the stairs to the front door, mumbling a million curses along the way. And when they got there, they were even more displeased. Because what should they see at their door?
A huge hippo in a weird party hat



DORA in pawticular was very very very displeased...*see photo for proof*



for you see, the hippo in his enthusiasm, had brought dowa two VEWY VEWY CUTE dowa cakes



and of course we all know dowa doesn't do cute. noppppeee...noooooo cute.

but the hippo also brought along uhm...







THIS...


which pleased our dowa a bit more.

So anyway, I'll just cut the crap now and get to the point...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMPRESS DOWA!!!!


In celebration of your birth, let us now reminisce about how you used to be when you were widdle and cute (ok, maybe NOT so cute )






owwwwwww....sweeeeeettt..

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happy birthday dude

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Happy Birthday Dowaaaa dear




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'I want a smooth chest but not with hooters ok? There are such men and I WILL have one'
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Just in time for a special birthday...

First of all, some cliche flowers




of course Marat is eager to take your picture on this day :




A cake:

I wish you lots of love, happiness, presents and all the things you wish for

HAPPY HIPPO BIRTHDAY!!
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Happy Birthday Dowa!!!!!!!!!!!!



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It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who. ~Marat Safin, summarizing his career

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Crown jewels for our Most Glorious Empress:


as well as a Pharaoh's Hippo Bed, for which I am sure you can find good use:


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DORA! Nothing but the best for you.

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Dowwa, dear, have a great one!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DORA


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Happy birthday, Dora!

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JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE SCAWY!!!!!

Flowers:


A surprise:


A present from da Oaf!







And of course da birthday cake!





More cakes



Have a nice day!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DORA!!!!! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
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Happy birthday Dora!

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I like steppy's cake!!!!! where's the empress? internet dead again?

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Dowita honey!

HAAAAAAPY BIRTHDAY! May you have a great day, full of surprises and presents! Oh yeah, and may all your wishes come true, as impossible they might seem...because remember...Impossible is NOTHING!!!


OH AND...TIME FOR A LITTLE OF MARAT PHILOSOPHY OVER LIFE...

“Life is short and I want to live it the way I like. Life presumes a balance between your strengths and weaknesses. No matter who you are you have to be happy. You cannot change yourself completely and there is no point in pretending you can when you can’t. No one can change you no matter how much they try and how much time they waste on it.”

Don't change honey...we love ya!
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