:Pam would be easy......pervie
Originally Posted by Wednesday Addams
Tsk... these inexperienced mistresses! Don't you know it's actually the submissive one who is in control?
smth tells me you are so talking from experience ... you saucy minx!
For christ's sake, get out of my closet and stop humping my laundry basket!
What the devil is going on in here!!!!!!!!!???
VASS: [Enter Stage Left][hoity toity father figure pretending not to know what's going on]
OH MY GOD!!! In avvy form it's hideous .... enlarged it's, it's, it's disturbing
... "no Tarpi, dear my G Spot's not up there sweety!! .... and don't you dare whack it with that racket, that's Marat's job!!" ....
btw, Tarpi'd be a "lights off lover" for sure
save a horse?
RIDE A COWBOY