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I'm not going to say it...





...nope.














Giddy up!










Goddammit!
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I was supposed to go to bed early tonight...grr
Gab you got me all wind up.
Hubby's gonna kick me out of bed early tomorrow as I am supposed to go camping for a few day's
How will I cope in the wilderness without my Tarpi....
Leave me some for I'll be back for him



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I was supposed to go to bed early tonight...grr
Gab you got me all wind up.
Hubby's gonna kick me out of bed early tomorrow as I am supposed to go camping for a few day's
How will I cope in the wilderness without my Tarpi....
Leave me some for I'll be back for him



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Your av kills me, Mir

Night, dear Have fun on the camping trip

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Your av kills me, Mir
me too. and not in a good way.

It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who. ~Marat Safin, summarizing his career

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Mawie: he kinda reminds me of me, he feels obligated to have every sentence be a joke
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me too. and not in a good way.

every kewl man has his haters... *sigh*

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ROTFLMAO at the whole thread!

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every kewl man has his haters... *sigh*

help me see the light. On second thought, don't.
*fears a flood of tarpi pics coming on*

It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who. ~Marat Safin, summarizing his career

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:Pam would be easy......pervie


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Tsk... these inexperienced mistresses! Don't you know it's actually the submissive one who is in control?
smth tells me you are so talking from experience ... you saucy minx!
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For christ's sake, get out of my closet and stop humping my laundry basket!


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What the devil is going on in here!!!!!!!!!???
VASS: [Enter Stage Left][hoity toity father figure pretending not to know what's going on]
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OH MY GOD!!! In avvy form it's hideous .... enlarged it's, it's, it's disturbing
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you gotta love that felixibility! he must be a beast in bed!!!
OMFG!!!!! ... "no Tarpi, dear my G Spot's not up there sweety!! .... and don't you dare whack it with that racket, that's Marat's job!!" ....

btw, Tarpi'd be a "lights off lover" for sure
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RIDE A COWBOY
i love when people finish my sentences so that I don't have to.

It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who. ~Marat Safin, summarizing his career

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Mawie: he kinda reminds me of me, he feels obligated to have every sentence be a joke
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i love when people finish my sentences so that I don't have to.
that's one of my favourite sayings

Only in the land of Marat Safin could a thread like this reach 101 posts in only 4.5 hours ... congratulations guys, you've seriously outdone yourselves this time

am I the only one who's just a little bit disturbed by how many pics of Tarpi Gab was able to procure at such short notice

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am I the only one who's just a little bit disturbed by how many pics of Tarpi Gab was able to procure at such short notice
I don't want to know.

It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who. ~Marat Safin, summarizing his career

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*edit* Given the fact how lifeless Tarpi can look during DC/FC matches, I'd say forcing his face to show such grand emotion (I *think* he's trying to tell us that he's happy) must have cost tons of energy.
I'm scaawwweeeddd

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With our new friend!!! they have found arms for their army!!! they'll rule the world!!!
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Oe I love it when you talk dirty

the army of luvvvvvv
someone stop me please
MIRIAM! stop stop stop!!!!

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Only in the land of Marat Safin could a thread like this reach 101 posts in only 4.5 hours ... congratulations guys, you've seriously outdone yourselves this time

am I the only one who's just a little bit disturbed by how many pics of Tarpi Gab was able to procure at such short notice
they're crazy! they're all crazy!!!!!!!! MAD!!! INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!! scary!!!!!!

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Have a nice day!


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Have a nice day!


Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marvel at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born

I've made so many albums
I've run out of things to name 'em
My fans all want to be like me
And really, who can blame 'em

Teenage groupies all surround me
I guess I know why
No one else can match my charm
Why do they even try

All the girls in college
Turned me down for other fellas
But I know why, it seems to me
They're just insanely jealous
Who wouldn't be

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as wonderful as me

Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty
And I'm certainly not conceited
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated

I'm a marvellous human being
I'm just one big hunk of man
Sometimes I have to marvel
At how very great I am

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as marvellous, spectacular
Fantastic and terrific
And so very great and wonderful as me


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