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Re: The Madrid Masters Thread: "bring me water and a towel woman!!"

Obligatory "Sucky draw " post.

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Re: The Madrid Masters Thread: "bring me water and a towel woman!!"

May the force be with you, models!

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Re: The Madrid Masters Thread: "bring me water and a towel woman!!"

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Only because he felt there was a need to educate them further on the topic of balls.

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May the force be with you, models!
That's your wish for the models? The force?!!

If I was a Madrid ball girl I'd pray for no pimples, no period, fab hair days and a cold because that's when my voice goes all scratchy and sexy.


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Re: The Madrid Masters Thread: "bring me water and a towel woman!!"

oh god, what a draw!! ... Acasuso ... Baggy's first tourney back after shoulder injury ... Blake's on fire tho ... Mitya will be too busy impressing the chickees with his six-pack ... *sigh* let's wait and see


at the whole models, fuzzy balls convo

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at the whole models, fuzzy balls convo
really? you're not going to say anything? Hope you're ok!


it's a MS, of course the draw is going to suck. It all depends on him anyway.

It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who. ~Marat Safin, summarizing his career

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Tough draw as usual. An early exit wouldn't be a suprise, Marat must be very tired. But miracle happens these days, so we'll see.....

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really? you're not going to say anything? Hope you're ok!
I spent the entire night dreaming of fuzzy balls ... I'm all fuzzied out

























ewww, I think I have some fuzz in my teeth ....... ewwwwwww

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I spent the entire night dreaming of fuzzy balls ... I'm all fuzzied out

























ewww, I think I have some fuzz in my teeth ....... ewwwwwww
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ewww, I think I have some fuzz in my teeth ....... ewwwwwww
see, I knew you'd come through for us.

It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who. ~Marat Safin, summarizing his career

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What have you been doing, woman?
NOTHING!!!! ... that's the freakin' problem

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I will refrain from commenting on the draw because I'm ROTFLMAO at the thread title

Good one, Jiat

Good luck, Marat, beat those suckers!


Ps. Let's hope he wants to show off for the ballmodels.. they don't like losers, Marat. Just you keep that in mind.
wasn't me...was steppy...i originally wanted to quote marat's madrid is a village thing

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Re: The Madrid Masters Thread: "bring me water and a towel woman!!"

wow...the first two pages of this thread....amazing. hahahhaha


and the draw sucks...and Marat will be tired...but he should just get over it...and there's no way he's getting shown up in front of models.


Man, they better show a lot of this on tv

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Man, they better show a lot of this on tv
We can always watch it online. If there's a will, there's a way.

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Re: The Madrid Masters Thread: "bring me water and a towel woman!!"

indeed tough draw but i hope he will surprise us as usual

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