Ladies, ladies.. *threatens* don't make me use the blowjob smiley!
who's Sasha again?
omgz!!!!!!11111!! who is sasha? mARat has girlfriend?////??????? noooooooooooooooooooo.
never fear, Sasha is his coach ... (I'm such a killjoy, sorrry guys
) ... however you might just want to start thinking about the possibility that one day he may in fact have a gf (if he's not gettin' his end away already
)... and one day he may even, god forbid, get married ... and shock horror he may even procreate