It is unclear whether congratulations are called for or not. Your style matches Marat's in creativity and entertainment, but your results resembled his in ranging from brilliant to . This indicates that you would be compatible enough for a passionate and mutually enjoyable fling, but that both parties are too unstable for any lasting relationship. Good noodle with the fling.
a. Kolya's and Misha's runs to the USO semis
b. Feli's repeated invitations to his hotel room to "check out my haircare products"
c. Agassi's retirement, a la Blake's tribute outfit
d. a trip to DENIAL, where the moptop never happened
Or, in other words:
a. "Can we not talk about the fans on the internet? Dima goes there, and I'm scared."
b. "My fans are better than your fans."
c. "Am I in danger of being sued for psychological damages?"
d. "At 11 o'clock in the morning we should all have been sleeping still, so I appreciate the devotion."