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ah...ok. i was vaguely right then. I just misinterpreted the question

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1. Marat's season has taken a turn for the better. This can be attributed to:

a. the car accident in Cincinnati
b. Sasha
c. his love of NYC, Mother Russia, and roofs
d. all of the above


2. Marat's favorite phrase is:

a. "Bring on the grass season!"
b. "Does this shirt go with that tie?"
c. "A little bit of luck."
d. "Vamos!"


3. Marat's favorite animal is the:

a. pigeon
b. hippoi think he likes bunnies tooo he look depressed when his rabbit died
c. duck
d. none of the above


4. Marat's recent haircut shave was inspired by:

a. Kolya's and Misha's runs to the USO semis
b. Feli's repeated invitations to his hotel room to "check out my haircare products"
c. Agassi's retirement, a la Blake's tribute outfit
d. a trip to DENIAL, where the moptop never happened


5. Marat's plans for life after tennis:

a. joining Paradorn in celibate monkhood to practice mental disciplines of the East
b. studying to take over Bolletieri's job
c. a beer in one hand and a kid in the other
d. starting World Blog War I with Dima


6. Marat speaks:

I. Russian
II. Ancient Greek
III. English
IV. Swedish
V. Spanish
VI. Swiss German
d. I, III, Vthough i have doubts concerning Ancient Greek, marat's body is definitely inherited from ancient Greeks

7. Marat is to plastic surgery as:
a. fish is to bicycle
b. Spain is to more claycourters
c. Karlovic is to stilts
d. all of the above


8."Q. Are you aware of how much your fans live and die by your matches? If you go on to Internet, people see a breakpoint, they go, Oh, my God, Marat's going to lose it. Are you aware of the interest?
MARAT SAFIN: Well, I thank them for that, and I'm pretty happy that a lot of people like at 11 o'clock in the morning there was some people sitting there even with the terrible weather we have right now. They were sitting there clapping and applauding, they want you to win."

Or, in other words:
a. "Can we not talk about the fans on the internet? Dima goes there, and I'm scared."
b. "My fans are better than your fans."
c. "Am I in danger of being sued for psychological damages?"
d. "At 11 o'clock in the morning we should all have been sleeping still, so I appreciate the devotion."


9. "You know the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the monkey and says, 'Listen, I'm not a hippo.' So, he paints himself like a zebra, but the monkey says, 'Look at you, you're painted like a zebra but you're still a hippo.' So then the hippo says, 'I want to be a little parrot,' and he paints himself like a parrot. He goes back to see the monkey who tells him, 'Sorry, you're still a hippo.'

"So in the end, you know, the hippo goes back to the monkey and says, 'I'm happy to be a hippo. This is who I am.' So, I have to be who I am and he's happy being a hippo!"

True or false? Marat's favorite holiday is Halloween.
false i think he would enjoy more at rio de Janeiro Carnival



WARNING! Risque and not for the faint of heart!

10. "There is nothing so sexy as a woman who is angry – perhaps when she is even throwing things."
About winning Davis Cup: "Better than sex!"
"2 years older and I am a little bit smarter so I can do it without the girls."

True or false? Marat is happy and fulfilled in all aspects of his life and would not be pleased if a bunch of Safinholics suddenly showed up at his door ready to go canoeing.False
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1. b him and him only How can Volkon NOT make your life better?

2. c

3. d

4. b

5. c

6. d

7. c

8. d

9. false

10. false

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1. b him and him only How can Volkon NOT make your life better?
do we need to know smth here Annie? Smth you have not put in the report?
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do we need to know smth here Annie? Smth you have not put in the report?

i agree irochka. annie's being very susp[icious...and it's all smelling a little fishy. not the salmon type of fishy..more tuna, sturgeon etc.

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1. b him and him only How can Volkon NOT make your life better?

2. c

3. d

4. b

5. c

6. d

7. c

8. d

9. false

10. false

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well...besides that gab?

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Congratulations! Not only did you read the mind of the test-maker in replying to the questions, you brown-nosed when she gave the intended answer to one question, you made scoring the quiz easy, and you used magenta! In return, I am contacting one Marat Safin to inform him that the future mother of his children has been located. Your responses indicate that you understand the importance of pets (3), avoiding pretty boys (4), enjoying the finer things in life (5), sleeping in (8), as well as taking fun and exciting holidays (9), and I predict success for any long-term relationship.

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well...besides that gab?
Dima is a cover! Look how Sasha and Anna look so happily married in this pic!!!

















and I think Sasha's pregnant

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and I think Sasha's pregnant


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Congratulations! Not only did you read the mind of the test-maker in replying to the questions, you brown-nosed when she gave the intended answer to one question, you made scoring the quiz easy, and you used magenta! In return, I am contacting one Marat Safin to inform him that the future mother of his children has been located. Your responses indicate that you understand the importance of pets (3), avoiding pretty boys (4), enjoying the finer things in life (5), sleeping in (8), as well as taking fun and exciting holidays (9), and I predict success for any long-term relationship.
thank you!!!! i won! hihihi i give you my mail : crazysafinholic@denial.org now i wait for the man answer
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and I think Sasha's pregnant
the tummy is cute!
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Quote:
1. Marat's season has taken a turn for the better. This can be attributed to:

a. the car accident in Cincinnati
b. Sasha
c. his love of NYC, Mother Russia, and roofs
d. all of the above


2. Marat's favorite phrase is:

a. "Bring on the grass season!"
b. "Does this shirt go with that tie?"
c. "A little bit of luck."
d. "Vamos!"


3. Marat's favorite animal is the:

a. pigeon
b. hippo
c. duck
d. none of the above


4. Marat's recent haircut shave was inspired by:

a. Kolya's and Misha's runs to the USO semis
b. Feli's repeated invitations to his hotel room to "check out my haircare products"
c. Agassi's retirement, a la Blake's tribute outfit
d. a trip to DENIAL, where the moptop never happened


5. Marat's plans for life after tennis:

a. joining Paradorn in celibate monkhood to practice mental disciplines of the East
b. studying to take over Bolletieri's job
c. a beer in one hand and a kid in the other
d. starting World Blog War I with Dima


6. Marat speaks:

I. Russian
II. Ancient Greek
III. English
IV. Swedish
V. Spanish
VI. Swiss German

a. II only
b. I, III, IV
c. I, IV, VI
d. I, III, V
e. all of I-VI
f. none of I-VI


7. Marat is to plastic surgery as:
a. fish is to bicycle
b. Spain is to more claycourters
c. Karlovic is to stilts
d. all of the above


8."Q. Are you aware of how much your fans live and die by your matches? If you go on to Internet, people see a breakpoint, they go, Oh, my God, Marat's going to lose it. Are you aware of the interest?
MARAT SAFIN: Well, I thank them for that, and I'm pretty happy that a lot of people like at 11 o'clock in the morning there was some people sitting there even with the terrible weather we have right now. They were sitting there clapping and applauding, they want you to win."

Or, in other words:
a. "Can we not talk about the fans on the internet? Dima goes there, and I'm scared."
b. "My fans are better than your fans."
c. "Am I in danger of being sued for psychological damages?"
d. "At 11 o'clock in the morning we should all have been sleeping still, so I appreciate the devotion."


9. "You know the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the monkey and says, 'Listen, I'm not a hippo.' So, he paints himself like a zebra, but the monkey says, 'Look at you, you're painted like a zebra but you're still a hippo.' So then the hippo says, 'I want to be a little parrot,' and he paints himself like a parrot. He goes back to see the monkey who tells him, 'Sorry, you're still a hippo.'

"So in the end, you know, the hippo goes back to the monkey and says, 'I'm happy to be a hippo. This is who I am.' So, I have to be who I am and he's happy being a hippo!"

True or false? Marat's favorite holiday is Halloween.




WARNING! Risque and not for the faint of heart!

10. "There is nothing so sexy as a woman who is angry – perhaps when she is even throwing things."
About winning Davis Cup: "Better than sex!"
"2 years older and I am a little bit smarter so I can do it without the girls."

True or false? Marat is happy and fulfilled in all aspects of his life and would not be pleased if a bunch of Safinholics suddenly showed up at his door ready to go canoeing.
1 d

2 c

3 b

4 d

5 c

6 d

7 e

8 b

9 TRUE

10 FALSE


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