I doubt it would have!
The closet was where Big Boris had some fun and landed in a whole heap of trouble.
I'm familiar with the story, or should I say escapade.
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"I couldn't even tell you who the No. 1 ranked tennis player in the world is right now," Federer said. "It's probably me, still. It is, isn't it?" The Onion
Russophilic member of the MTF Perv Squad--objectifying Tarpischev, Kafelnikov, and Volkov like whoa.