I have it!
My caption: All hail the felixibility!
Since neither Feli nor Tarpi does it for me, it's strikingly appropriate.
I will credit Gab for "felixibility" in my sig.
Edit: Oh, and Marat? Hurry up and win Bercy so I can have my Sashappreciation avatar.
Fan of: Federer Safin Haas Nadal Santoro Agassi Tursunov's blog
"I couldn't even tell you who the No. 1 ranked tennis player in the world is right now," Federer said. "It's probably me, still. It is, isn't it?" The Onion
Russophilic member of the MTF Perv Squad--objectifying Tarpischev, Kafelnikov, and Volkov like whoa.