curls: hey marat, i'm a big fan!!
curls: i have a favor to ask of you?
Marat: sure no problem i'll sign an autograph!
curls: no, um.......... can i talk a pic of your...uh..member to show the guys and gals at mentennisforums.com?
:member....what is that?
curls: your willy you know where you peepee out of.
Marat: oh ....um..........(looking around frantically for peter, amit, security, someone anyone!!) well
curls: just a pic no biggie!
Marat: i gotta go
curls: (oblivious) even better we can take the pic in the bathroom more privacy
curls: hey where you running of to? hey get your hands off of me? i will not be ejected from this property i know my rights marat i love you! show me your peepee? (as she's dragged away by urly security guards)
curls in jail. her only phonecall is to someone in menstennisforums: hey i didnt get it no its ok i'll just talk to you guys in 6-8mths.tell everyone i went down with a fight bye!!