Since it's still 20 minutes before Marat's birthday is officially over (here anyway) I'm not to late to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARAT!!
Enjoy that last year before you hit your thirties (man does that sound old or what?!)
*AHEM* you cheeky 20-something
... I would've thought a world class conquerer like yourself couldn't wait to get into her 30's ... after all women reach their sexual prime in their 30's
(well, that's what we tell ourselves anyway