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Does anybody here feel offended by fan fiction?



Some of my friends on another board wrote a story about Marat in the 2002 off season. It's called a day in the life of....I wanted to post it here cause personally I find it hilarious, but some people might feel offended by it so I like your opinion on it first. Marat is a bi-sexual character in it and the love story is bizarre, but it's all in the good name of fun.

If you want to read it, I can post it here, but if the majority doesn't want to, I can link the interested people to it.

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lol it can be funny but some of things can be taken a bit too far

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He's in a relationship with Denis G and all girls (i shall not say who) want a piece of him.

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ahaha lol
i read some wta/atp big brother and Marat ended up making out with everyone in the house and in a relationship with kim clisters

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Naturally, freedom of expression

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mwahahahahaha.

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Ah what the heck! I'm not the party spoiler here! Might it be too much for some younger ones here?
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errrrrrrrrrrr........ no, not really. And if it's good, why not? U can post it, Ilhame. It's fine by me.

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As someone who's spent number of years in Tolkien fandom (reading fanfiction, writing fanfiction, composing archives and so forth), I'd say that I'm not thrilled with the concept of RPF. Quality-wise (and believe me, I'm speaking from vast experience) 99.9 per cent of all fanfiction is absolute, indiluted garbage - either nauseating porn or unfunny humour, sometimes both. It's one thing when bad authors mutilate imaginary characters though, and quite another when they lay thier hands on real people. I just imagine my feelings if I ever stumble upon such stuff written about me or someone close to me... ouch. It makes me, well, not ofended, exactly, but deeply embarassed for the author's sake.

Plus, Denis? Ew.

All that is a long-winded way to say that I don't mind if you post it here. Gauging first couple of sentences is usually enough to decide if the whole piece is worthy of reading. If not, no-one is forcing me to read any further, now are they?
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Here it goes, I'll post it bit by bit

the following piece was inspired by some wackos from other Safin forum...

One of Marat fans wrote an essay about him,drooling over him without any shame.What made the 'masterpiece' even more funny were the quotes from Churchil...So Dina is responsible for starting a fan fiction called A day in the life of... where we totally let it go and tried to master the perfect fan style while writing about your fave player.Oh yeah,we also take turns in writing this gay porn. Maybe some of you have already read it,maybe some of you are tired of it,those who haven't read it will probably find it hard to understand and not funny.But what's the most important thing is that we had so much fun creating it. And this is the place to put it.

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A day in the life of...part 1 by Dina

At 11 am on May 5th in Monte Carlo the sunlight streamed through thw window revealing the huge frame of the oaf, sprawled out on his bed, the oaf moved to put the covers back over his head but Denis Golovonov his lover urged him out of bed as it was time to go to the practice court.

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The oaf groaned and moaned and moved listlessy like a neanderthal with carbohydrate deficiency. After rabbing something to eat the oaf and his lover went to the practice court, holding hands and looking soulfully into each others eyes. The oaf unwound his amazing'l buffed body into some loose serves and gradually started to go though his routine of backhand o forehand to backhand when oh no.....his lover got hit by a wayward ball and fell in a heap to the ground. Oaf stopped shellshook he ran like the wind to Denis' side.

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A day in the life of...part 2 by Michal aka Mr Finnhaterman

His sprint could only have been matched by a gazelle galloping through the breathtaking steppes of Africa. It was maybe 10 seconds, but for him it felt like the eternity of endless torture and sorrow until he reached his lover spread on the court, just like that one time on the sandy beach, when they were exploring each other greek god bodies. One detail was different though, his dearest Denis had his luscious, soulfull eyes wide open staring at the Sun. That could mean only one thing!Oaf turned his head to the blue spring sky and let out a loud cry with his deep manly voice:"Why I keep hearing ringing in my head?..."

" A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor, some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker "....Marshall Mathers

At 11 am on May 5th in Monte Carlo the sunlight streamed through the window revealing the huge frame of the oaf. The alarm clock was like a Spanish claycourter, trying to thrive on his inability to perform. With the satin pillow over his head, he tried to grope the devlish invention. One could only watch those muscles flexing in utter amazement. Hadn't he drunk so many shots of tequila, he would have been up to the task. Just not today, plus that horrific dream he woke up from, with his tense body bathed in sweat. He could make out another irritating sound in the background. It seems somebody indulged in pleasures of the morning refreshing shower. And suddenly all unimaginable events of last night dawned on him.

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A day in the life of...part 3 by Dina

As the water ran like the trickling of a stream oaf put his hand over his head. "Aiyiyi!!!" he croaked in his deeply erotic muscovite drawel as the events of last night came flooding back. Yes last nigh was the ATP awards. and OMG he suddenly remembered as the effects of the tequila slammers mixed with wodka started to unfog his head. The ATP honoured the champions from he previous year. Oh no that can't have happened oaf thought. He seemed to remember the evening started off happily enough. everybody was there, Pete sampras and Bridgitte, adre and Steffi, Potato and his bird, Hewitt and Clijsters. all drawn to this event by the honour of the occasion and the cartier watch for the other half and appearance money. Oaf had attended with a lady he had met o his wa their. 'What was her name??? he scratched his head but no he could not remember. Anyway she was blonde wearing hotpants and a skimpy top that pushed her nipples up so they were pointing at the ceiling. Oaf patted himself on the back for his unwavering fine taste as regarding the opposite sex.

'we are the cheky girls, we are the cheeky girls (touch my bum)...the cheeky girls

As they walked in through the door Oaf was most pleased as all the other players were eyeing up is bird, in particular Ferrero who had come on his on as he was too shy chat up Monte Carlo's finest. Dumping whassername in the corner oaf proceeded to get the drinks in. At the bar also getting the booze in was Llleyton Hewitt, later to be honoured ITF male player of the ear. Oaf's manly body towered over this pipsquak of a runt. Nudging oaf in the side he garnered oaf's attention. Bending down so they were ear to ear Hewitt shreake 'hey Marat nice sheila you got there mate!' Oaf proudly saif 'Yes, they cannot resist my animal magnetism'. Behind the wo as Kim Clijsters hewitts long term girlfriend, impatiently waiting for her man o get the drinks in. 'Coming princess' he croaked. Surveying the room oaf took the surroundings in. At one table was sittin Pete Sampras and his Wife Bridgitte, and Andre an Steffi. Oaf thought Steffi was looking mighty fine. Bridgitte was looking extremely board as Andre and Steffi were playing leg rubbing under the table. Bridgite was looking at her nails. 'Like OMG one of them has cracked'. Pete was discussing babywalkers with Agassi. Moving on Potato was chatting with Ferrero, and Tim and Lucy were sitting with Carlos Moya and his girlfriend Patricia discusing the state of the middle east. Meanwhile oaf's friend was getting fidgety in the corner as was her top which was now even lower. 'Yoo Hoo Maratik' she screeched. Oaf went back to join whassername as he award ceremony was about to begin.

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A day in the life of...part 4 By Michal

Suddenly he was brought back to reality by a familiar squeak. Unwilingly he lifted his eyelids and glanced at the half opened bathroom door. Normally he would rush there and kick the pathetic behind of the loser playing with his rubber duck, but so far he seemed to sleepwalk through this morning. Maybe he should have made an attempt to raise his bulk of sore muscles. But it's not like the mysterious creature wouldn't manifest itself from the unfathomable depths of his hotel bathroom after the delights of this aqua adventure. So Oaf decided to recollect some more what he had experienced during the unforgettable star studded night leading up to this sceanrio.

"Hit me baby one more time"....Britney Spears

Where was he?Ah yes,the ceremony was about to start,so accompanied by wassername he sat opposite Carlos and his babe. He spotted Marcelo at the table in front of them and it seemed this shameless midget was trying to steal Oaf's most eligible bachelor title by bringing 2 foxy god creations with him. As if he was reading his mind, Carlos whispered in Spanish 'One he found in Wales, the other is from America, Ohio I think'. Still he had his ,damn wassername, and he intended not to waste any more time. Afterall he was an overly horny stud, whose desires weren't accustomed to bide their time. he was drawn to the fire and fancied being burnt occasionally, so with one amazingly swift move his hand disappeared in the abyss under the table.He set off on the knee of wassername, to move up at incredible pace. Quite muscular thigh, but that thought was quickly dismissed. He was reaching his destination...'Here comes...WTF???!!!'. That he hadn't expected!

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A day in the life of...part 5 By Dina

Oaf's sweaty hands were firmly placed on whassername's upper thigh when just as he was reaching his destination "WTF", it wasn't whassername it was Kim Clijsters!!!. Removing his hand with rapid haste from her knickers oaf hastened to make a quick getaway but before he could move Clijsters grabbed him. Rubbing her hand up his six pack she whispered. " Marat baby! Give it to me! I need a real man" she said looking in the direction of her boyfriend who was playing with his bowtie.

" It's gettin hot in herre, so take off all your clothes.... I am gettin so hot, i wanna take my clothes off".....Nelly

Tempted as he was oaf just couldn't get motivated for the task at hand. Even though she was blonde a little voice in oaf's head said 'don't do it, she's sleeping with the enemy. Releasing himself from her grasp oaf smiled that seductive sexy smile and said "I think you have had too much to drink". Over in the corner Marcelo Rios and his two stunning companions were being rather rowdy. The two ladies were ripping the clothes off of Rios back while he was doing handstands on the able. Taking his seat the two doyennes of the evening, Mark Petchey and Chris bailie took to the stage to get the ceremony underway.

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