Marat: "why do they all have tarpavies on MTF?
Tarpi: "because I'm so hot, son
They're at the Right Price?
David: "Ladies and Gentlemen, guess the right price of this beautiful cup!"
Marat *being a male object and looking pretty for the cameras
OMG! Best captions EVER!!!
....Though we really shouldn't think of Marat as a sex toy, because that would totally disprove the theories of Safin bashers in GM....
Oh fuck it. It's impossible.