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btw... if boobs around anklets means a granny, when will a man become a grandpa then
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*me, on my knees, searching for my boobs somewhere on the ground*

Can't find them there .... they must be somewhere higher!!!

and that means....

I'm not a granny yet!!!!!!!!

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I'm not sure really. If you're talking about mir's benchmark it'd be 25, but I'm just guessing.
That means that I'm officially a granny within 2 months

NEVER!

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That means that I'm officially a granny within 2 months

NEVER!


Hey! It's not my fault. Ask mir

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*me, on my knees, searching for my boobs somewhere on the ground*

Can't find them there .... they must be somewhere higher!!!

and that means....

I'm not a granny yet!!!!!!!!

Congratulations!

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but... but....if that's so.... I'm a granny too
Well, mir's been hitting the 25th mark over and over for years now. She says it's because that's how old she is inside, but we suspect that it's really because she can't count higher than that



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Well, mir's been hitting the 25th mark over and over for years now. She says it's because that's how old she is inside, but we suspect that it's really because she can't count higher than that



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btw... if boobs around anklets means a granny, when will a man become a grandpa then
I'm sure Pam will have a satisfying answer to that question

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Hey! It's not my fault. Ask mir
Sure blame mir

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Well, mir's been hitting the 25th mark over and over for years now. She says it's because that's how old she is inside, but we suspect that it's really because she can't count higher than that


How did you put it so elequently in the other thread?



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I'm sure Pam will have a satisfying answer to that question
Can't wait for that
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Can't wait for that

nah, the very thought of a grandaddy's frankfurter getting so long that he's tripping over it, is totally disturbing to me ... and the amount of viagra the poor dude'd have to ingest to get it to rise to the occasion would be enough to kill a horse! ...

... actually that reminds me of the joke about the guy who wanted a larger 'you-know-whatsit'. His doctor gave him some drugs that made his 'you-know-whatsit' grow. When he could no longer conceal it in his pants, he used it as a belt. When he could not longer use it as a belt he wrapped it around his neck and used it as a tie. One day he was walking down the road and young lady commented on how lovely his tie was, she gave it a little tug of admiration, and the guy strangled himself!

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"Too good is not good"

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nah, the very thought of a grandaddy's frankfurter getting so long that he's tripping over it, is totally disturbing to me ... and the amount of viagra the poor dude'd have to ingest to get it to rise to the occasion would be enough to kill a horse! ...

... actually that reminds me of the joke about the guy who wanted a larger 'you-know-whatsit'. His doctor gave him some drugs that made his 'you-know-whatsit' grow. When he could no longer conceal it in his pants, he used it as a belt. When he could not longer use it as a belt he wrapped it around his neck and used it as a tie. One day he was walking down the road and young lady commented on how lovely his tie was, she gave it a little tug of admiration, and the guy strangled himself!

don't ban me mod, please!!
WE HAVE UNDERAGED PEOPLE HERE!!!

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WE HAVE UNDERAGED PEOPLE HERE!!!
they should be outside playing, or watching the disney channel

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WE HAVE UNDERAGED PEOPLE HERE!!!
From what I see, the underage ones know more than us, grannies






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they should be outside playing, or watching the disney channel
or tom and jerry kids

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