That reminds me of Robin Hood... you know the old blind guy, who had his eyes pulled out, and they were sewn shut! (too graphic!?)
I dont think even Paris Hilton would say "That's hot!"
Worst Case Scenario... At the Aus Open, there's going to be a Garnier stand. Maybe they can help him out a bit there. It's all about personal grooming. He just needs a little bit taken off.