how about Joachim, since uhm... we're in his thread and all.
Hey, he can be the ring bearer, I mean, just cause he's too tall, that's height discrimination lol, I"m gonna tell that to all the other hobbits that wont accept him hehehe.
Sides, the height is good, he could be their lookout
Maybe his ring(s) is/are something that he thinks can bring him some luck, maybe it's nothing to do with his girlfriend....Jexy, I guess you can ask him about it instead of staring him next time.
I can't help it. I have a staring problem