Johnny Mac enters the locker room
John: Ok guys I've decided that I'm rejoining the ATP again, as a personality stylist! That's right guys! I need to shake you up, you slackers, you people can't even pull half the crowd WTA does...that's pathetic, that's why I'm back!
Everyone: Oh no
Moya: Weren't you the one who was hated because of you're personality?
John: Yes, but I was also loved for it !
Moya: By whom?
John: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Anyways let's see now! Lleyton Hewitt! You are the number 1 in the world? What's that I hear you have no personality, sure you are agressive, but we need more of that in to the camera! More action!
John: That's right I give you the new Lleyton! you are going to have more PAZAZ! And stop trying to be so modest, you are rich, show some gold! Like the Williams sisters, you know some diamonds!
Good luck to:
Hewitt, Youzhny, Safin, Robredo, Mathieu, Chiudinelli, Wawrinka, Davydenko, Ferrero, Grosjean, Kuerten, Andreev, Moya, Malisse, N.Lapentti, Corretja, Gaudio, Coria, Escude, Novak, Nalbandian, Canas, Zabaleta, Ferreira, Clement, Mirnyi, Kratochvil, Arthurs, Draper, Santoro, Llodra, Rochus brothers, Arazi, Nadal, T.Reid, Voltchkov, Hrbaty, Dancevic, Beck, F.Lopez, M. Lopez, Pless, Cherkasov … and many more!
Miss you: Kafelnikov, Rafter, Pioline, Rios, and Ivanisevic
Last edited by Static; 08-14-2002 at 06:24 AM.