This is the one Marie and I did back in April? I think Long time a go here it is: KEEP IN MIND THIS WAS CREATED BEFORE we found out Lucy Henman was pregnant
Lleyton: Tim, Tim, Tim.... hasn't anyone told you that you are a complete shitbag and stop cheaking out my arse.... I ain't got no blue shorts and your shit at doubles and u ain't gonna win Wimbly m8 C'MON HENMAN....... Too shit scared to fight back huh
Tim: BUT I LIKE YOUR ARSE, and not only will I win Wimby I will win RG too!
Lleyton breaks out in laughter
Lleyton: You are taking the piss right?! God how much have the BBC paid you to say all this shit?! £1 million £2 million? Go and have someone else's arse like your bitch Lucy, Mines taken... like you would of had it anyway.....
Tim: Lucy won't put out... and sides who is it taken by? Kim? I don't think she cares she seems to fansy your friend Hayden more.
LLeyton is now filled with rage...
Lleyton: OMG! FUCK YOU!!! You are soo jelous Timmy boy... just cos u ain't getting no satisfaction from your missus.... or that old bag Sue "tme and timmy are in lurvveee" Barker and accually Kim gave me head on last nite so u can fuck right off u wanker
Tim: gave you head picturing you were Hayden, or better yet Jason
Lleyton: Yeah Yeah.. Kimmie told me she loves me NOT Hayden...ME!!!! Just give it up Henboy... your nothing but a sad old lonley toffee nosed tosser who's just jelous cos I got what you havent got M8!
*Hayden walks in*
Hayden: Good day m8s!
Chickenboy: O ball of piss I think Hayden will have somethin to say about kimmy!
both look at Hayden...
Lleyton: Alright m888888!!! That tim bull shitter has being sayin' shit bout u and Kimmie.. what a wank!
*Hayden has an uncomfortable look*
Hayden: M8 his a wanker thats all, sides kimmy and I haven't done anything since.....I MEAN EVER!!!
Lleyton: Ah cool.. thats a beauty m8.. good u and Kimmie ain't got up to nothing... U know that Kimmie means the world to me.... in fact look at what I brought her today....
*Gets a box out of his pocket nd opens int to reveal a rather large diamond ring*
Lleyton: Pretty Bling Bling dontcha think Hayd?!
*Hayden bites his lip*
Hayden: O yeah its a beaut but you might want to wait till you guys get to know each other more, or atleast while I'm on my gap year
Tim: I dun think thats a good idea for you 2 getting married... before we got married Lucy use to want me so badly each night...and now...I get nothing...
Hayden and Lleyton both *roll eyes*
Lleyton: Henman, who said u were in this convo so shut up ok! Hayden m8, me and Kim have know eachother for u know, ages, remember before no chick would even look at me... she's the one.. I think we know eachother pretty well.... why till after that gap year m8? something u ain't telling me!
*Hayden looks rather nervous, Kim walks in*
Kim: Hey lleyton hunni *gives him a little kiss* Hiya Hayden
Tim starts feeling insignificant
Lleyton: Hi Kimmie *hides the ring* where do you want to go out today?
Kim: O I don't know you decide
Hayden: Ah yes actually you guys I have a gift for you! I have concert tickets ! they are in my room... Kimmie you want to come with me and get them?
Kim: Yeah Hay.....
*Lleyton butts in*
Lleyton: Hayden, whydon't we go and collect the concert tickets cos I need to get something frm my room so....
Lleyton: C'mon Hayden! Lets go otherwise me and Kim won't be going anywhere and You know..I wanna make this date special
*Hayden and Lleyton both walk out while Kimmie is left alone with Henman*
Kim: Hi Tim, hows it going? your neck feeling better?
Tim: yes actually... whats with you and Hayden?
Kim: what do you mean?
Tim: I mean when me and Lleyton played against eachother at the IW final, u2 were looking pretty cosy....
Kim: Ugh! Shut up! I was being F.R.I.E.N.D.L.Y duh! I mean I am the nicest girl on the tour and stuff
Tim: But what about the other day......
Kim: Look I was joking around! Me and Hayden got a bit tipsy... promise you won't say anything to Lleyton...please?! *flutters eyelids*
Tim: Awwww how can I resist that cute look... I won't tell if u.....
Kim: Ewwwww nooo!!! Anyway, I've heard your in the small department so I think I'll pass!
*Meanwhile Lleyton and Hayden are walking to Hayden's room*
Lleyton: So why don't you want me to ask her yet?
Hayden: O you know I just want to spend more time with you guys, you are such great friends to me...and I just couldn't bare to see Kim....and you getting heartbroken...yes
Lleyton: heartbroken? why?
Hayden: O you know...drinking....
Lleyton: WHAT???... Hayden...is there something you aren't telling me about Kimmie?
Hayden: Look Lleyton.... I dunno how to say this... but please don't be mad with Kim.....
Lleyton: Just fucking tell me Hayden
Hayden: Ok Ok, well the other day, when you were off down the pratice courts with Jason....Kimmie was looking kinda sad cos of her injury and stuff
Lleyton: yeah cut the crap and get onto the story buddy!
Hayden: Well I asked her if she wanted to get trashed and she said yea, so we went intomy room, drank pratically everything in the mini bar so we were pretty drunk
Lleyton: U SLEPT WITH MY KIMMIE?!
Hayden: errr no.... We told eachother we loved eachother and we kissed.... but cos we left the door open someone saw us, dunno who but I think it's better if it came from me so that u get the truth
Lleyton: You fucking bastard....*Punches his fist* C'mon!!
*Kimmy and Tim hear screams of C'mon and both run to see Lleyton beating the living crap out of Hayden*
Kim: STOP IT!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!
Lleyton: KIM HOW COULD YOU???
Kim: Lleyton I'm sorry Hayden doesn't mean anything to me, it was just a mistake, you know that I love you very much *acts cute*!
Lleyton: Agrahh!!! Tim you can fuck off for starters..don't want you selling this to the BBC so that I get slated when it comes to Wimbledon! Kim......U know I love you too.... please don't dump me for Hayden... look I'll do anything.. please just don't leave me
Kim: Awwwwww Lleyton hunni.... I love you sooooo much too.... regret getting drunk with Hayden... I don't love him.... it was the alchohol ok!
Hayden: No Kim No!!! But I love you!!!!
Tim: Look guys, Kim and Lleyton want eachother.... Hayden.. you got any blue shorts? I bet you have a nice tight arse
*everyone looks at henman*
All: SHUT UP TIM!
Hayden: right....KIM PLEASE I LOVE YOU!!! NOOO I LOVED YOU SINCE I FIRST SAW YOU PLEASE !!!!!
Lleyton: Ok thats it *pumps fist and screams c'mon*
*Kim runs in between the two*