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I know, my cousin is a townie (dont tell anyone) and his kid god, the amount of gold jewellery the put that child in and shes decked out in sports gear, its so awful I just want to save her!

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LOL! But..... they do! None of them have a brain cell between them to know what contraception is! And the poor kiddies they produce! Already covered in baby townie gear!
Well, that's what you're there for, Marie! You know a lot about birth control; you need to become friends with these sad pathetic people and teach them the facts of life.

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A Townie's attitude is the one feature by which you can absolutely distinguish that the person is indeed Townie. The other things, such as dress etc. are variable, but the attitude never changes. Writing a section as blatantly obvious as this may seem silly to advanced Townie spotters, but to an amateur it could prove indispensible if one wishes to attempt to replicate a Townie's attitude for themselves:

Firstly, you must forget all etiquette you have learned since you were able to speak and gesture with some degree of comprehension. Also remove all knowledge of cooth.

Develop some inexplicable and irrational prejudices, like homophobia, xenophobia and reverse snobbery (for all those not in the know, reverse snobbery is well....the opposite of snobbery. One with reverse snobbery must feel like them being at the 'bottom' of society is far superior to having a good education, working a day in their lives, or having aspirations-therefore reverse snobs hate everyone 'above' them-which they call 'mummy's boys/girls', 'posh twats', or just 'snobs'.

If you see anyone who doesn't look like you, or just looks at you with no interest, anywhere at all, whether they be on a bus, walking past you in the street, or sitting in a cafe, feel the need to shout at them, or perhaps even 'start' on them if you are feeling particularly violent.

Disrespect all authority, whether it is your parents or a policeman/woman.

Feel the need to add expletives randomly into every sentence you speak, varying in crudeness depending on how drunk on cider or high on glue you are.

LMAO again. Yes, I know PLENTY of people like this. We refer to them being "ghetto" though, not townie.

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Hi y'all!


hehe, that was a LOT of reading to do....

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My word Hannah! Poor Kid indeed! Save that child!!!

LOL! But knowing the townies even when they find out what it is they'd probaly get a condom mixed up with a balloon... Hahaha! Im already on the townie hate list!

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Hiya Ingrid! Tell me about it! LOL! I still haven't caught up with everything I've missed!

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But knowing the townies even when they find out what it is they'd probaly get a condom mixed up with a balloon...

LOL Marie! I just can see that happening... LOL

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and oh my, Marly LOL


Marly for president, I'd say!

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Every time I come here I'm always confused at what's going on...erm ???

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But knowing the townies even when they find out what it is they'd probaly get a condom mixed up with a balloon...


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Marly, President of the United States of America! Nice ring to that You could go global and spay everyone who needs spraying!
Aw shucks. Trust me, if my part of the world is any indication of the rest, there are a whole helluva lot of people who need spaying and neutering!

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The same over here, Marly!

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I've given my friends the web site and now we're all on a roll talking about how much we hate them and my friend Chloe's depressed cos it says her name is a townie name, haha it doesnt say Hannah though!

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I'll try and save her and adopt her into my family cos we're strictly anti townie (but my brother started saying heavy and I almost had a fit)

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Ellooo Ana! ermm... talking about townies!


Well with modern technology around this day it's shouldn't be a hard task! One press of a button and everyone is sprayed! And if you get bored of being president... you could be Marly the priminister of the United Kingdom!

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I've given my friends the web site and now we're all on a roll talking about how much we hate them and my friend Chloe's depressed cos it says her name is a townie name, haha it doesnt say Hannah though!
Ooh, Chloe will have to make extra sure not to be Townie in any way, shape or form!

Marly's not a Townie name either. Of course, most people don't know the name Marly exists.

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