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post #27661 of 29278 (permalink) Old 07-15-2008, 08:34 AM
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Thanks for the pics Choupi! Can't wait to have a look at them when I get home
(why do they have to block the picture websites at work -- probably they know I'd be so distracted if I could look... )
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post #27662 of 29278 (permalink) Old 07-17-2008, 07:54 AM
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Where has everyone gone? Martine, I hope you've enjoyed the pics.
I'm working in the house, like every summer. While trying to relax too. So that means there are busy times and very lazy ones

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Where has everyone gone? Martine, I hope you've enjoyed the pics.
I'm working in the house, like every summer. While trying to relax too. So that means there are busy times and very lazy ones
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I always check the thread, but there wasn't anybody there

And I loved the pics!!!
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Hey Martine, glad you've enjoyed the pics. Was great taking them

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Loved the pics and it's always a good day when the King is around.

Gnome, is it possible to use the King photo's elsewhere?

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Joke time.

A guy is out with buddies and has a few drinks and is feeling horny but true to his wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, "What the hell did you put in my mouth?"

He says, "Two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,

Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: 'You're next, fatty.'


A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to London I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.'

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year'.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selection that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.'

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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In 1995 Gorbachev told a joke on the BBC. He was appearing on the Clive James Show to promote his autobiography. With the help of an interpreter he
remembered a joke:

There is a line queuing to buy vodka in Moscow; it is two or three kilometres long and the men are really blaming Gorbachev.
One of them says, "I will go to the Kremlin and kill Gorbachev," and he goes. An hour later he comes back. The line has moved on a bit but it is still far from its goal, so they ask him: "Did you kill Gorbachev?" He says, "No, there is a longer queue over there."

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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to the jokes GWH!!

They're GOOD! (although I hope you realize you men are in the minority in here, so you better watch it )
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Well, those jokes brought some life again in that thread As for the pics of the King, yes, you can use them somewhere else. I know you won't forget giving where they come from.

Having a break in the house works. My back keeps on bothering and as usual, my wrist again. So I'm resting this weekend. Will watch the Kitzi semis. Glad that Delpo is in one of them.

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Yesterday evening I had quite a scare...

At the training my dog was positioning to get ready for a jump when suddenly he started snapping around really hectic.
When I ran to him I saw heaps of wasps on his body attacking him. He must have touched a nest.
I tried to hit them away and pulled him away from there to the water hose but by the time we got there we both got quite a lot of stings.
F***ing insects
I was really freaking out but fortunately my dog kept his cool. He must have wondered why I was acting so funny and why I was slapping him and myself without any reason
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Kitzi and Amersfoort aren't too bad, just Montañes realises the King winning would mean more for the event.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Martine, I can easily imagine your scare. I was once in the same situation with wasps. Because of my bro. I got so many stings

Just waiting for Delpo's semi actually.

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