if anyone sees mardy anytime soon can they please hit him over the head a million times and tell him "OI FISH NO!!! YOU MAY BE HOT BUT YOU CAN'T WEAR A HEADBAND LIKE THAT WITH THAT STUPID HAIRCUT AND ACTUALLY THINK YOU LOOK GOOD"
stupid boy! i love him but by god why must he torture us so as if his games aren't enough of a torture
now go prove your worth by beating one my other boys. Tommy could do with a good thrashing to make him realise he needs to get his act together too.