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post #1978 of (permalink) Old 03-24-2014, 03:29 AM
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Re: Johnny Groove un-retires from tennis

Originally Posted by Johnny Groove View Post

You know, once not too long ago I was giving a tennis lesson to an old lady, must have been like 70 or something, and the whole time she's trying to introduce me to her daughter

Her: "You know you should meet my daughter, she is very beautiful, just got out of a bad divorce, her son is off at college, she is lonely now, needs something to do."
Me: "Your daughter? How old is he?"
Her: "She's 48, but that's not a problem, is it? There are plenty of older ladies with younger boyfriends"

Is this what I've been reduced to? Just a piece of meat for recently divorced housewives double my age? Jesus Christ.

Not as crazy as your other stories but also obviously never happened.

R.I.P. Henry Chinaski
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