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Tommy Haas blogging from Memphis...

... I hope Norm is there. It could make things interesting!

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I was beginning to wonder when the next blog would happen. Should be interesting.
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... I hope Norm is there. It could make things interesting!
Tommy's entries will look like CmonAussie's posts--more ***#&< `>#!*** than content.

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"Woke up, checked the mirror. I am still one of the prettiest boys on the ATP tour. Turned around, checked the backside. I still have one of the best asses on tour. Opened the door of my hotel room and yelled a few obsenities in the general direction of my coach's room (ah, its great to be bilingual). Kicked attractive blonde woman out of my bed. Had breakfast. "

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"Woke up, checked the mirror. I am still one of the prettiest boys on the ATP tour. Turned around, checked the backside. I still have one of the best asses on tour. Opened the door of my hotel room and yelled a few obsenities in the general direction of my coach's room (ah, its great to be bilingual). Kicked attractive blonde woman out of my bed. Had breakfast. "

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"Woke up, checked the mirror. I am still one of the prettiest boys on the ATP tour. Turned around, checked the backside. I still have one of the best asses on tour. Opened the door of my hotel room and yelled a few obsenities in the general direction of my coach's room (ah, its great to be bilingual). Kicked attractive blonde woman out of my bed. Had breakfast. "
"Went to the courts. Played a match. Yelled at Norm. The fucking fucker is fucking blind! He can just FUCK OFF!!!"

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For a second I thought that this was real. FEE! Ohmigod! I almost shat my pants!
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Entry #2: Went to the "tennis halle" for my match. Brought four women to orgasm just by walking past them slowly. Swore at my coach using a few Austrian insults that Ahhh-nuld taught me (just to keep it fresh). Played a match against some guy, got up a set and two breaks. Started thinking about getting back with Sandy for the 369th time. 3rd set? WTF? Managed to squeak out a TB. I'll try to pay better attention next time. I need to focus more during my matches so that I remember to swear at my coach as often as possible. That's what I pay him for. Do I have points to defend... hey, who is that attractive blonde five rows back on the left? Guess I have to go do an interview now. Maybe one of the reporters will be a woman.

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@HolterMedia - Nice to see that a three-day test has come to tennis here @wimbledon.



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Those entries are great, Fee
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Entry #2: Went to the "tennis halle" for my match. Brought four women to orgasm just by walking past them slowly. Swore at my coach using a few Austrian insults that Ahhh-nuld taught me (just to keep it fresh). Played a match against some guy, got up a set and two breaks. Started thinking about getting back with Sandy for the 369th time. 3rd set? WTF? Managed to squeak out a TB. I'll try to pay better attention next time. I need to focus more during my matches so that I remember to swear at my coach as often as possible. That's what I pay him for. Do I have points to defend... hey, who is that attractive blonde five rows back on the left? Guess I have to go do an interview now. Maybe one of the reporters will be a woman.
I can already tell this is going to be one of those weeks when the thread is orders of magnitude better than the blog itself.

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I'm done... (or am I? ) Don't want anyone to think I dislike him, I am actually quite fond of his tennis. Thanks for the kudos.

Best twitter posts of the epic match:

@dougrobson - Whoever is supplying Mahut with hair gel needs to ink a sponsorship deal now.

@Wimbledon - FYI, with @Wimbledon live scoring devices, please add 50 to the games in the fifth set of the Isner v Mahut match.

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I'm done... (or am I? ) Don't want anyone to think I dislike him, I am actually quite fond of his tennis. Thanks for the kudos.
Can you just do the blog entries this week Fee?
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Re: Tommy Haas blogging from Memphis...

Sure. Send me a plane ticket so I can go and observe the action (then make stuff up for entertainment purposes).

Best twitter posts of the epic match:

@dougrobson - Whoever is supplying Mahut with hair gel needs to ink a sponsorship deal now.

@Wimbledon - FYI, with @Wimbledon live scoring devices, please add 50 to the games in the fifth set of the Isner v Mahut match.

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Sure. Send me a plane ticket so I can go and observe the action (then make stuff up for entertainment purposes).
You've already done half a day's entry without being there, so you don't need to go
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