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Will Federer Be Like Serena??

Let's say Federer pulled a Serena and took a year off to design metro-sexual clothes, star in a Hollywood romance and manage to play a total of five tournaments for the entire year.

Federer comes back to the Aussie Open twenty pounds heavier than mirka but refers to himself as "bootylicious" and loses the tune-up tournament to someone ranked barely in the top 100.

Given all that, will Federer like Serena be able to comeback and win the men's Aussie Open straightaway?
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I'm sorry, the abundance of disturbing images you offered up there caused my brain to crash.

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So long as Nalbandian doesn't step on his foot and break a couple metatarsals in their hurry to get to the all-you-can-eat pasta bar, I think he can.
Now THAT is a battle I'd like to see

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Given all that, will Federer like Serena be able to comeback and win the men's Aussie Open straightaway?
If anyone can Federer can.
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What a dumb, stupid, idiotic, moronic, brainless, worthless, pointless post.



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I can't stop laughing at the thread title

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Take that you bitch. In your face. And to top it off her son, Novak went out in the 3rd round, has been leapfrogged by Murray in the rankings and is only a little bit ahead off Juan Martin In yo face, biatch.
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... only in winning his own version of the Serena Slam, in a few months time
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Let's say Federer pulled a Serena and took a year off to design metro-sexual clothes, star in a Hollywood romance and manage to play a total of five tournaments for the entire year.

Federer comes back to the Aussie Open twenty pounds heavier than mirka but refers to himself as "bootylicious" and loses the tune-up tournament to someone ranked barely in the top 100.

Given all that, will Federer like Serena be able to comeback and win the men's Aussie Open straightaway?
It should be noted that the women's world number 1 at the start of the Australian Open did not play because of marital issues.
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Let's say Federer pulled a Serena and took a year off to design metro-sexual clothes, star in a Hollywood romance and manage to play a total of five tournaments for the entire year.

Federer comes back to the Aussie Open twenty pounds heavier than mirka but refers to himself as "bootylicious" and loses the tune-up tournament to someone ranked barely in the top 100.

Given all that, will Federer like Serena be able to comeback and win the men's Aussie Open straightaway?

This post is quite funny & those who are realistic will understand what you`re saying ... However uber PC people will take offense & see it as sexist><..

*Obviously the answer is NO
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Men`s tennis is much more physical than women`s.
Although Fed seems to lack rivals his opponents are much stronger mentally
than the majority of the women.
Serena`s power play tennis is unlike anything that the other women play, hense when she`s at her best the other girls can`t return her balls.
The men are all very powerful physically so it`s not enough to simply blast your opponent off the court.


However if Fed were around 90% fit & not overweight then he could probably still pull off a Slam win with a bit of luck
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I'm sorry, the abundance of disturbing images you offered up there caused my brain to crash.

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Re: Will Federer Be Like Serena??

Mirka looks like Serena...thats about it!
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especially at the 20 pounds heavier than Mirka part.
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Re: Will Federer Be Like Serena??

The only difference between Serena and Mirka is that Serena is a fat slob athlete while Mirka is a fat slob gold digger.

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