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Cool The real number #1 ...

Schalken .. don't mess up the pic.
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Pfft... Schalken should take centre-stage in any picture that purports to display the no. 1 player in the world, and you know it!

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Schalken should have been center-stage in that pic, for sure. Sluiter? Thanks for the laugh, alf....
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Re: The real number #1 ...

To be honest, Sjeng is not that bad (nice Nike Shirt), but next to THAT GOD.... Sluiter is the top seed at the CUTE Open

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To be honest, Sjeng is not that bad (nice Nike Shirt), but next to THAT GOD.... Sluiter is the top seed at the CUTE Open
He is pretty hot huh!?

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Oh, puhleeeeeeze........get outta here......Maybe I should vote for Rafael "big ass" Nadal to be #1....
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Re: The real number #1 ...

So who's the #1? Sluiter or Schalken?

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Sluiter is pretty good looking. I watched him practice in Montreal last year. Good looking, but forgettable.

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Re: The real number #1 ...

For me, in the hot guy department, Sluiter is a top-5 , and Schalken is top 30.

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Re: The real number #1 ...

Top 8 seeds for hot guy ..

1. Sluiter
2. Schuettler (i'm sorry Rainer, )
3. Gambill
4. Ferrero
5. Safin
6. Corretja (that's the only way he can get a main draw, )
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8. Philippoussis
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WC. Volandri (those lips, they're toxic)

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Sluiter, is not only ultra hot he's also an ultra nice guy
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6. Corretja (that's the only way he can get a main draw, )

hey a little bit respect for old men

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Re: The real number #1 ...

Maybe he's old for tennis, but really, really good for other stuff . I'll never forget that "milky bath" with Costa

Anyway, top seed Sluiter lost in Miami, 6-3/6-1, to Wayne Ferreira. Wayne is a really "decapitable" guy; great body, face.

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Top 8 seeds for hot guy ..

1. Sluiter
2. Schuettler (i'm sorry Rainer, )
3. Gambill
4. Ferrero
5. Safin
6. Corretja (that's the only way he can get a main draw, )
7. Nalbadian
8. Philippoussis
WC. Haas (welcome, butt)
WC. Volandri (those lips, they're toxic)
Let me guess why:
Sluiter, just because; Schuettler-great legs, great ass; Gambill-well, he's Ken Doll, so we understand; Ferrero-could you enlighten me on WHY?; Safin-because every pre-pubescent girl on here loves everything about him; Corretja-giving the oldster his day in the sun; Nalbandian-great lips, great hair. Any other reasons?; Poo-see Nalbandian; Haas-see Schuettler; Volandri-OK. I don't see anything appealing about his lips, but since you say so....
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