Pfft... Schalken should take centre-stage in any picture that purports to display the no. 1 player in the world, and you know it!
The Wit and Wisdom of the Tennis Journalist, Indian Wells 2004
ROGER FEDERER: Yeah, I remember this one time when I went on a vacation on the Maldives. That was in the year 2001, I think. I went to this spa. I went to walk around with my girlfriend. I walk in, and we want to book a spa. This guy goes, "AHH, I remember you. You beat Sampras. I saw you on TV." That was like, really, how can you remember me? This guy has probably never been off his island and still knows me. I was a little bit shocked. Then I went to play tennis with him because he was actually the tennis teacher. It was nice.
Q. Were you naked at the time in the spa?
ROGER FEDERER: No. It was at the front desk. I didn't walk in naked.
2. Schuettler (i'm sorry Rainer, )
6. Corretja (that's the only way he can get a main draw, )
WC. Haas (welcome, butt)
WC. Volandri (those lips, they're toxic)
Let me guess why:
Sluiter, just because; Schuettler-great legs, great ass; Gambill-well, he's Ken Doll, so we understand; Ferrero-could you enlighten me on WHY?; Safin-because every pre-pubescent girl on here loves everything about him; Corretja-giving the oldster his day in the sun; Nalbandian-great lips, great hair. Any other reasons?; Poo-see Nalbandian; Haas-see Schuettler; Volandri-OK. I don't see anything appealing about his lips, but since you say so....