Originally Posted by darcis_forehand
Still waiting on our resident MTF posters to come up with a detailed analysis on the degree to which Kyrgios' tears were fake: monfed is understood to have been on the scene analysing the salt concentrations of Kyrgios' spilt tears on the hardcourt, while Slade is intensely analysing the footage of Nadal jumping into Federer's arms for conclusive evidence that Nadal viciously attempted to rupture Federer's spinal cord in an attempt to win the World Tour Finals. I, meanwhile, have been examining the amplitude of Nadal's come-ons and Federer's chum-jetzts, and look forward present my findings at the MTF ACC 2017.
We are cursed by not having at least 3 second footage of Kyrgios crying.
You can hardly count the tears, when Isners 1 meter hand comes into the picture.