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Shave your p*bes and send them ASAP to Paris-Bercy

He needs a wig. We can't let him play like that in Shangai

We can help Ivan with the remains

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He should be "hip" like Blake and Fish and wear a sweat band on his head. People might stop calling him boring. Doesn't seem to help Boredo in the boring department though.

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Sampras to the rescue......
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He needs a wig. We can't let him play like that in Shangai
Why? Where's the problem with shaved head?

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Why? Where's the problem with shaved head?
Why do all croatian fans are so sensitive? Did u see Kolya? Ivan doesn't look that bad. He's tall and has a tough macho expression on his face. But Kolya looks like a half-dead cat starving

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Kolya has shaved his head?
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Kolya has shaved his head?
No, he just plucked a few hairs off.

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Why do all croatian fans are so sensitive?
My nationality is not a problem here, but the fact that some people think that being bald is some type of illnes. There are people that look better without hair then with it. I cannot say that for Davydenko, I haven't seen his new look. Some links?

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I cannot say that for Davydenko, I haven't seen his new look. Some links?


And I think it looks better in the pic than it looked on TV...
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On TV he looks similar to Agassi in a way
(now let's wait till Andre's fans eat me)
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Andre looked healthy. Kolya

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But Kolya looks like a half-dead cat starving
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are just too funny!!!!!!!!!!! Like a half-dead cat starving!
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Davy is a lean mean tennis machine. Agassi was pudgy player and always had a fat-looking face.
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I like the new hair much better than the old one

Go Kolya You'll make one hell of a groom end November

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