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Federer passes gas!!!

Following his victory in the semifinals in Basel today Roger's crack let out a 8,000 decibel fart heard around the world.

Simply amazing

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I don't know why is he still playing?!? Look at the Janica Kostelic for example, she won everything she could and now she is on 1-year holiday. Ok, Federer didn't win RG, but he can give chance to others!


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this would be a great thread if there wasnt one already for the same reason

http://www.menstennisforums.com/show...&postcount=378

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That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
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this would be a great thread if there wasnt one already for the same reason

au contraire, my friend, the other thread was about the Fed's mental mettle and brilliant win, this one celebrates the Fed's bowel fortitude and passing wind

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Following his victory in the semifinals in Basel today Roger's crack let out a 8,000 decibel fart heard around the world.

Simply amazing
wow really? shame, now i know he doesnt take it up ass there goes my fantasy
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Ranking points is just a data, the most important is how many titles he won (of course GS > TMC > AMS > mickey mouse tournament) and how long NO.1 he keeps!
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^ Most important is how many kilojoules of energy could be released by lighting one of Rogi's farts.

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i dont think Rogi did do this
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Anyone have this on YouTube?
That would be my question as well

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i doubt it really happened, i watched the match and didnt hear that at the end
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post #11 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-29-2006, 12:46 PM
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If Rogi can do that, imagine Rafa's farts........................

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Is there nothing that man can't do? He's probably the best farter the world has ever seen. When will the haters just admit it???????
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Uhoh the Fart-tards are going to be up in arms about this
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Ridiculous thread. Why don't you start a thread on every player who's ever farted ? There are quite a few you know. And how about telling us about your farting abilities. The whole of MTF is dying to know the details I'm sure
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I'm sure no one's farting abilities are as great as Federer's. Awe inspiring. The greatest ever.


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