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An idea for Roger to beat Nadal

Federer could wear high heals, which would help him to retrieve those high-bouncing balls from Nadal

He could borrow shoes from his mother, or from Mirka
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That's not bad, mate.
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He would definitely win then, because Nadal would die of laughter...
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Re: An idea for Roger to beat Nadal

I think once Federer gets in thermes with those high balls, he would beat Nadal even in high heels
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Re: An idea for Roger to beat Nadal

It's actually not a bad idea, adding 2-3 inches to his height with lift boots, but he probably won't have the mobility he had before, so it works both ways.
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A jetpack maybe?
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It's actually not a bad idea, adding 2-3 inches to his height with lift boots, but he probably won't have the mobility he had before, so it works both ways.
You don't need mobility to beat Nadal. You just need to be a tall ball-basher, like Berdych and JJ.
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Re: An idea for Roger to beat Nadal

thats true, and get him on a fast court where he can not line up his shots, oh and Avoid him on clay.
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He should also force feed Rafa bananas during changeovers.
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Is that what they're calling it these days?
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Re: An idea for Roger to beat Nadal

What would Federer do about the Tio Toni situation? Get Mirka to give him a lap dance?

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Federer could wear high heals, which would help him to retrieve those high-bouncing balls from Nadal

He could borrow shoes from his mother, or from Mirka
He doesn't need high heels, he could play on his toes, wearing ballerina shoes.
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Why don't he give Rafa some bad brownies so before the match Rafa would have to go to the bathroom, be late and Fed wins by default.

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Out of curiosity, I did a Google image search for "Federer ballet" and came up with this image - it was the ONLY image, in fact:



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