"I don't give a rat's ass whether I'm playing a big or a small tournament. I'm Matwé Middelkoop, I go on that court and it doesn't matter who I'm facing. [...] Whether it's a blue court in Australia or a clay court in Morocco, I don't care."
He's got the kind of face that suggests he enjoys trolling his fans. Look at that grin as he's about to serve: he knows he's about to choke away a winnable match, he accepts it, and he relishes the disappointment he creates. And there's no one better in the role.
6x Australian Open champion / 1x French Open champion / 3x Wimbledon champion / 2x US Open champion
30 Masters titles / 5 World Tour Finals titles / 68 ATP titles / Davis Cup champion
4x Year End no.1 / 223 Weeks at no.1 / ATP rankings record: 16.950 / NCYGS
I'm gonna be checked again. Guess where i am going ?
The guy started massaging my balls harder and faster. I was so relaxed and disconnected i didn't notice, but my body did i had a massive boner and apologized, then he told me "are u excited, uh?" and it was obvious where he wanted to go .. inside my a**