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Dick Enberg: Nonsensical Dumbass bitch & other suckass commentators ;)

Does he know that you don't have to talk through an entire tennis match?

especially if you don't have ANYTHING to say.

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Re: Dumbass Dick Enberg.

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Does he know that you don't have to talk through an entire tennis match?

especially if you don't have ANYTHING to say.

Well, you better not watch the women's final.

It's sooooo disgusting the way he drools all over Sharapova.
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Re: Dumbass Dick Enberg.

Well, he's old and senile now.

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^ That makes everything alright
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Re: Dumbass Dick Enberg.

i was just going to say he rambles like an old man...boring old man
lock him in a room with an audience who cares.
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Re: Dumbass Dick Enberg.

No one is worse than Cliff Drysdale, who feels the need to annouce the score, the players home country, seed, the round that the match is being played in and the venue seemingly everytime they change ends.

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Re: Dumbass Dick Enberg.

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Well, you better not watch the women's final.

It's sooooo disgusting the way he drools all over Sharapova.
Does he even talk about her tennis. I guess not.

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Re: Dumbass Dick Enberg.

Umm, Cliff Drysdale is about 500x better than Dick Enberg even if he does get a little monotenous.

Cliff was a great player, does great things in the game still, and has charisma.

Dick Enberg is incredibly bland in every way that an individual can be bland. He sounds so contrived and like the only things he knows about tennis are very basic.

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cliff wins.
dick sucks.
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I'm always wondering when his droopy chicks are going to melt off his face.

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I'm always wondering when his droopy chicks are going to melt off his face.


so mean though.

yeah dicky really knows nothing of tennis...cliffy is like 1000x better not 500x.

cliff actually was a player
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Re: Dumbass Dick Enberg.

yeah...you dont' make fun of Cliff let alone say he is as bad as Dick....man, that man provides the most useless information during matches...and i am constantly thinking..."what did you say...?"
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Fruitgate?

Where's Cliff when you need him?
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Re: Dumbass Dick Enberg.

Dick said that Sharapova may be Russian, but she was really American.

So, if Dmitry or Ben Becker were to win Slams (not that this would ever happen), would they be called American?
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