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I would grow a moustache to somewhat try and hide my nose!


My gawd.
That thing needs a postcode of it's own.

My signature sucked so I made this one instead.
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I'd also find a hotter girlfriend.
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Even a porn star mo wouldn't get him over in the States. He needs a mullet and tight leather pants as well.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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His nose is the source of all his powers
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Samson nose.
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That thing needs a postcode of it's own.
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Big nose or not, he still gets me pretty hot and bothered. Yummy.

Haha, have you haters run out of things to criticize Federer about?
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His dad has one.

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Samson nose.
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Every time he wins a title his nose gets bigger, something Mirka appreciates it

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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I would grow a moustache to somewhat try and hide my nose!


My gawd.
That thing needs a postcode of it's own.

that is sooo mean but
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Mirka with the big stomach

Federer with the big nose.

Match made in heaven.

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Every time he wins a title his nose gets bigger, something Mirka appreciates it

Even Gene Simmons would swap his tongue for Fed's nose.
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Mirka with the big stomach

Federed with the big nose.

Match made in heaven.
Rafa and his big fat arse that sticks out when he bends low to serve
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At least his ass is normal sized unlike nadals huge ass.
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