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Shine shoes with his head? 13 26.00%
Return to his homeland? 2 4.00%
Join the US arm of Al-Qaeda and make it America's favourite NPO? 3 6.00%
Part the Red Sea? 9 18.00%
Become a thief like his father? 3 6.00%
Go back to school? 1 2.00%
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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 09-01-2006, 08:12 AM Thread Starter
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What will Agassi do in his life after tennis?

Good riddance.

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Re: What will Agassi do in his life after tennis?

These are tough choices, though I think he could be the next Secretary General of the UN.

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Re: What will Agassi do in his life after tennis?

I chose the shoe - shine option. I interpret this response as 'who cares!?'. Perhaps he will have tennis withdrawals (it happens to the best of us) and develop an MTF addiction..... I have no doubt he will be confident he made the right choice after joining MTF.
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Re: What will Agassi do in his life after tennis?

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I chose the shoe - shine option. I interpret this response as 'who cares!?'. Perhaps he will have tennis withdrawals (it happens to the best of us) and develop an MTF addiction..... I have no doubt he will be confident he made the right choice after joining MTF.
I'm also in the "who cares" category - so I voted other!

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I chose the shoe - shine option. I interpret this response as 'who cares!?'. Perhaps he will have tennis withdrawals (it happens to the best of us) and develop an MTF addiction..... I have no doubt he will be confident he made the right choice after joining MTF.

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Re: What will Agassi do in his life after tennis?

There you are, Jim. So sweet of you to come out of hiding to honor Agassi before his impending retirement.

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These are tough choices, though I think he could be the next Secretary General of the UN.
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I picked Other since Andre is part owner of a nightclub in Vegas that, according to the Wall Street Journal, nets $45 million profit per year, I doubt he will do any of the other options!!!
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There you are, Jim. So sweet of you to come out of hiding to honor Agassi before his impending retirement.
hello sweetheart?

how are the bandwagons going?
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he's gonna be going back on tour watching Steffi Graf playing on the WTA Tour
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He will coach Martina Hingis
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I've heard that Gilbert has enlisted his aid to help train Andy Murray, since Andre is a die-hard health nut and he trains "like an animal".
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He will probably writhe around in agony for several months before having his spine amputated, and spend the rest of his days in a wheelchair wishing he had not allowed the USTA to bribe the crowd into booing Baghdatis so that he could win one more match.
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I dunno what opportunities there for people confined to wheelchairs.

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I really don^t care either, I just wish he would GO already! He should listen to his father and give it up before he totally ruins his body. He is setting a very bad example for younger players by using excessive means to be able to compete. The sad thing is that after all the years of glory, Andre needs even more. He has always been the darling of the media, even before he won a Major. Still, that is not enough for him
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