Pearls from Dácio Campos, the Nadal-ass-licker/Brazilian commentator for Sportv:
"(laughing) Gulbis is spanking Boredo"
"The only way for Boredo to win this is to hire a sniper, and fast (laughing)"
"The boy is making Pizza of Boredo"
All with the proper substitution of Robredo for the real stuff: Boredo.
Ha! Dácio Campos is the offical Nadal/Federer-ass-licker. But, lately, he is finding Nadal's ass more tasty. Whenever Dácio is commentating on a Nadal's match it is as if the official soundtrack is that old rap song "Baby got back".
My fav thing about Dácio is when Nadal hits a volley that any profesional tennis player should be able to hit and he goes out and say "Oh, he is volleying great".