Couple of nice ones in the mixed doubles match Vesnina/Paes vs Hanley/Kudryavtseva:
Goodall: Is Vesnina wearing black knickers under her skirt?
Wade: All the women are wearing them. Serena is wearing bright pink ones for example.
Goodall: Shouldn't they be white?
Wade: It's funny... all the male commentators I sit next to seem to be focusing on this.
Goodall: I'm just all about keeping the rules and understanding them
Wade: Yeah, Hanley left a little bit too early for that one. (crossing)
Goodall: Yeah, the women don't have that problem given they are always late.
Wade: See... I...
Goodall: Am I allowed to say that, is that going too far?
Wade: See, I was too late to think of something to counter your line.
Goodall: I'm just drawing from experience with my girlfriend, that's all.
Goodall: Seems Kudryavtseva isn't having the best of days. In mixed there's always this added pressure when the female partner isn't playing well, it puts you in an uncomfortable position and you've got to try and do more and try to lift your partner up again.
Wade: Yeah, I always say mixed is for the men to lose and for the women to win.
Goodall: Not much Hanley can do there.
Wade: It's especially true whenever the women doublefault. Hanley it's all your fault, now why didn't you help?