"Federer has won 21 out of his last 22 matches here in Marat."
--Cliff Drysdale, telling us just how dominant
Fed has been.
No, I'm not making that up. He was quick to switch to "melbourne" but we all know what he meant. and freudian slip anyone?
It's just you don't want to have a lot of expectations, because when you start to have a lot of expectations you just end up losing in the third round to God knows who.
~Marat Safin, summarizing his career
he kinda reminds me of me, he feels obligated to have every sentence be a joke
and he takes his clothes off when he sees a camera
it's a little pathetic
it's like his first reaction