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Rusedski: That was a bad backhand, almost like the one I used to hit
John Lloyd: It wasn't that bad.............

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I don't know if this has been mentioned but whoever is doing the espn commentary on murrays match right now keeps messing up the score.

Now his hand is on your shoulder
Never mind I'll remember you this,

I'll remember you this way
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Chris Bailey on BBC is a joy

Tim Henman is a disgrace.
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McEnroe: Switzerland isn't a tennis powerhouse.


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I don't know if this has been mentioned but whoever is doing the espn commentary on murrays match right now keeps messing up the score.
lol Dick Enberg is so bad
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I miss great commentary. We have Gilbert, Fowler, and the other 5 dwarfs...

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one of the austrlain commentators after the hewitt roddick match
"these two players threw everything but the kitchen sick at each other, and i think the kitchen sink was in thrown a few times"

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I know it's not men's tennis. But a BBC commentator during the Venus Williams/Agnieska Radwanska match noted that Radwanska was small and therefore like a "little sparrow". He then spent the next point talking about Edith Piaf.

"Show me a tennis racket and I will show you a squirrel."
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Also not men's tennis but:

Cliff Drysdale: "There's no one in tennis, men's or women's, that handles the pressure better than Serena Williams"
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What would it take to shut Tracy Austin up? She talks effing non-stop. I stopped watching the Wimbledon highlights because she was one of the pundits.

"If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy, I could have won."
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Hewitt: (misses in 5th set return after getting a racquet on it) F***!!

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Petchey: 'ermm... just an apology there for the language for our viewers at home.'

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Cash: 'what language...? ... ... he's australian...'
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I absolutely hate Mark "Cliched cheeseball" Petchey.
Complete idiot.

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Weren't you just pestering another guy about his grammar, not so long ago?
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John Newcombe as Captain Obvious during Murray v Roddick
Close-up of murray screaming:
John: Braveheart..... The movie

and then the stat box comes on screen
John: Well, thats a stat.
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McEnroe commented...'He'd never been up the royal box'....
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