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View Poll Results: Which player would make the best porn star?
Safin, what a sex god, no? 89 44.95%
Andy, Rod + Dick= 38 19.19%
Hewitt, Llegs! 5 2.53%
Nadal, Mr. Mysterious... 16 8.08%
Federer, What kinds of shots can he hit? 20 10.10%
Coria, Serve it up! 6 3.03%
BYE, Superfreak 14 7.07%
PHM, Nah, he chokes too much 10 5.05%
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I can certainly see Kiefer...he'd have a good line in Oh Ja...ja...schnell...schell...
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Karlovic, Davydenko, Stepanek.

Llodra. He has got some training in Ivan's locker.

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THIS IS AN EASY ONE.... M A R A T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"look to the left" ...because he likes to show off.

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Federer, because he's so sweet.
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Marat Sex God Safin

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Haaa, I LOVE these types of threads! Oh, and since when was Marat a sex god

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however i would love to see chloelove's avatar together on film
..perhaps a 3way with mine?

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Re: Which player on tour would make the best porn star?

I voted Paulo... but I think Nicolas would be the best (Lapentti)


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I voted Paulo... but I think Nicolas would be the best (Lapentti)
Lapentti and Kiefer would both be good. Both hung and both fiery

Lleyton obviously has the big dick for it, but couldnt actually imagine him in porn.

But of course Safin is winning the poll I voted Roddick out of these players, I rekkon he would be ok.
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Federer, because he's so sweet.
I don't think 'sweet' is necessarily a quality you want in a porn star
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Kiefer.
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