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post #91 of 529 (permalink) Old 06-14-2006, 03:19 PM Thread Starter
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Re: Laws of MTF

hmmm, ok. Chloe and AD, fighting in the Law thread

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Do you have something about 'Tennis experts like Bodo, Pat McEnroe etc. are not allowed to speak up with their own opinions, as these should be replaced by the general MTF's opinion'.
As GWH said, Bozo the clown, isnt an expert, hes bozo the clown, but I'll adjust Law 14 with a clause for idiot tennis figure heads.

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That is quite true here, good law

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Re: Laws of MTF

26- Marat Safin's fans are shallow.

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A player is well liked until he beats Federer then it's " [Name of a Player] is no where as good as Fed," "Fed is going to kick [name of player]'s ass," "[Name of player]'s wins was a fluke."

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Safin def. Djokovic 6-4, 7-6, 6-2
Schuettler def. Blake 6-3, 6-7, 4-6, 6-4, 6-4
Kudryavtseva def. Sharapova 6-2, 6-4
Tipsarevic def. Roddick 6-7, 7-5, 6-4, 7-6
Dancevic def. Nalbandian 6-4, 6-2, 6-4
Zheng def. Ivanovic 6-1, 6-4
Tanasugarn def. Jankovic 6-3, 6-2
Radwanska def. Kuznetsova 6-4, 1-6, 7-5
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Pat McEnroe, the 2-faced beneficiary of his brother's success,
is an expert of cheating in a Davis Cup match. The arse wimp enjoys eating Federer crap.
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Re: Laws of MTF

Not really a law but... is it
International Polling month at MTF? :retard: need only apply? I mean, at the rate we're going, we'll have polls for:
-every match
-every possible match in the future
-every poll that has already been done
-some more regarding Xristos career as a tennis player
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- If a former top player suffers a big fall on the rankings, his fans will say that he will have an Agassi-like comeback.

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Re: Laws of MTF

you missed:

occasionally, someone will post a message or pic completely off topic.


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26. When Fed beats Rafa on clay, a black hole will open up on the MTF sucking all intelligent matter into it and announcing the beginning of the end of all life as we know it.
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26. When Fed beats Rafa on clay, a black hole will open up on the MTF sucking all intelligent matter into it and announcing the beginning of the end of all life as we know it.
But tripb19...where can we find this intelligent matter? PS. That will be an exciting/interesting day
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Kristen, I made a poll just for you.

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I demand examples.
If the one I pointed out in Celia's thread wasn't enough, you could go back to those threads I created last year about women and their inability to drive. If I recall correctly, you opted to inquire about my personal sex life and assume I couldn't get laid in a sad attempt to degrade me, hardly touching any of the points I had brought up. I'd look for the links, but it shouldn't be too difficult for you to get on your own.
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If the one I pointed out in Celia's thread wasn't enough, you could go back to those threads I created last year about women and their inability to drive. If I recall correctly, you opted to inquire about my personal sex life and assume I couldn't get laid in a sad attempt to degrade me, hardly touching any of the points I had brought up. I'd look for the links, but it shouldn't be too difficult for you to get on your own.
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Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
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There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
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Blaze-2004, could you extend law 9 with "everyone hates RET" and law 13 with "Whole ATP tour=Donald Young killa"?


I don't like hypocrites, but even worse are the ones who think it's OK to be an asshole as long as you are not hypocritical.
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Blaze-2004, could you extend law 9 with "everyone hates RET" and law 13 with "Whole ATP tour=Donald Young killa"?
will do

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26. When Fed beats Rafa on clay, a black hole will open up on the MTF sucking all intelligent matter into it and announcing the beginning of the end of all life as we know it.
first of all, that wont happen ever , and 2, there is no intelligent matter on MTF

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you missed:

occasionally, someone will post a message or pic completely off topic.

random stupidity clause of Law 23

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- If a former top player suffers a big fall on the rankings, his fans will say that he will have an Agassi-like comeback.
I need to add a law about the -tards...

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Pat McEnroe, the 2-faced beneficiary of his brother's success,
is an expert of cheating in a Davis Cup match. The arse wimp enjoys eating Federer crap.
I'll add a clause to the joke coverage of USA about that

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A player is well liked until he beats Federer then it's " [Name of a Player] is no where as good as Fed," "Fed is going to kick [name of player]'s ass," "[Name of player]'s wins was a fluke."
-tard lae NEEDS to be added

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26- Marat Safin's fans are shallow.
-tard LAW!!!

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Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
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There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
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Re: Laws of MTF

-tard law added, No. 26

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Originally Posted by Novak Djokovic
Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrey Bogart
The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
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Originally Posted by Niccolo Machiavelli
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
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