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Law 26 - Everytime Ljubo says something, wins / loses a new match or hell, even breathes...Jerry has to create a new thread about him
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I'm so glad we've got Blaze as our Judge Advocate General - he's the keeper of the laws out here on the MTF frontier
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Law 26 - Everytime Ljubo says something, wins / loses a new match or hell, even breathes...Jerry has to create a new thread about him
hmm, Law 18 of double standards and stereotypes? and Jez, you are adhering to Law 21. and we're only at 23...

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We all choke. That’s all right. We’re not machines. What you have to learn is to accept that fact and not panic. It’s the panic that loses the matches, not the nerves.
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Law 24: Good ways to earn vcash are creating threads that are either a quote from a person calling someone else out, a thread meant for bashing someone, threads proclaiming yourself to be the next federer when in fact, you eat bagels all day, or, more specifically, a thread that calls out Federer's dominance; each of these will elicit tons of posters from both sides of the issue, with flamewars, namecalling, and hilarity to ensue, while the thread creator swims in vriches

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Law 24: Good ways to earn vcash are creating threads that are either a quote from a person calling someone else out, a thread meant for bashing someone, threads proclaiming yourself to be the next federer when in fact, you eat bagels all day, or, more specifically, a thread that calls out Federer's dominance; each of these will illicit tons of posters from both sides of the issue, with flamewars, namecalling, and hilarity to ensue, while the thread creator swims in vriches


(Though I think you mean elicit.)
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(Though I think you mean elicit.)
to quote your avatar: D'OH!

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16. Jerry Seinfeld and Chloe never lose an argument (Jerry's Law)
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Um. Writing a lot of words does not necessarily a winning argument make. It was really a very stupid question, according to moi, no matter how you slice it.

Accept it, my friend. You have not "beaten" me in an argument. What are you, five?

I didn't respond yet because it was an equally stupid thread, hence my not having seen your response yet

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I've got an awesome new one.

Anyone supporting a tennis player should be assumed to have some kind of sexual infatuation with said player, even if they don't recognize it themselves.

(Joe's law)

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Um. Writing a lot of words does not necessarily a winning argument make. It was really a very stupid question, according to moi, no matter how you slice it.

Accept it, my friend. You have not "beaten" me in an argument. What are you, five?

I didn't respond yet because it was an equally stupid thread, hence my not having seen your response yet
Of course writing a lot of words does not equate to 'winning'. You still didn't even bother to refute a single sentence, and that does equate to 'winning'. I know she probably didn't even think the question through like how I did, but that doesn't mean it was stupid. I believe questions are asked when you don't know something, asking a question when you know the answer, is usually rhetorical, no? (See how I made a rhetorical question while talking about one? )

And I'm 18, btw. (Ooooh, is that another argument won? )
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Very good thread !!


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I've got an awesome new one.

Anyone supporting a tennis player should be assumed to have some kind of sexual infatuation with said player, even if they don't recognize it themselves.

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Do you have something about 'Tennis experts like Bodo, Pat McEnroe etc. are not allowed to speak up with their own opinions, as these should be replaced by the general MTF's opinion'.

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Do you have something about 'Tennis experts like Bodo, Pat McEnroe etc. are not allowed to speak up with their own opinions, as these should be replaced by the general MTF's opinion'.
Since when has Bozo been an expert? My blind and legless grandmother has a better clue than Bodo.

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Bodo is pure gossip

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