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There will be an annual thread stating that the new Roland Garros is the worst slam ever.
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When a top player suddenly plays one or two bad matches he's already declining.

(for instance Djokovic )


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When a top player suddenly plays one or two bad matches he's already declining.

(for instance Djokovic )
It makes even less sense because anyone beating Seppi would be seen as peaking.

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  • Adjectives are combined into players' names to save time. Instead of 'Federer is declining', simply 'Declinerer' will suffice. The insult 'mug' is perhaps the most common, e.g. Almugro.
  • If a player retires any time in the final set he is a faker, bad sport or fixer (with no regard, or even knowledge, of the extent of the injury).

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  • Adjectives are combined into players' names to save time. Instead of 'Federer is declining', simply 'Declinerer' will suffice. The insult 'mug' is perhaps the most common, e.g. Almugro.
  • If a player retires any time in the final set he is a faker, bad sport or fixer (with no regard, or even knowledge, of the extent of the injury).
  • Smart scheduling = vulturing.
Fed is the greatest vulture ever and Nadal is opposite? Mmm.

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When a top player suddenly plays one or two bad matches he's already declining.

(for instance Djokovic )
He is also seen as being in a slump .


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You mean Slumpovic?



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Fed is the greatest vulture ever and Nadal is opposite? Mmm.
Mmm. Good point, may need to adjust.

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if a player is in a slump he should retire for his fans
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When Nole Fan makes an honest and accurate post, Fedtards gangbang on her automatically.



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When Nole Fan makes an honest and accurate post, Fedtards gangbang on her automatically.
Truly horrific law indeed. It has not happened in the last few years though.


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when someone makes a thread related to doping, nadaltards immediately get defensive, even if there's no direct or indirect reference to nadal in the first place.

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when someone makes a thread related to doping, nadaltards immediately get defensive, even if there's no direct or indirect reference to nadal in the first place.
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When Nole Fan makes an honest and accurate post, Fedtards gangbang on her automatically.
This is an image I really didn't need

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when someone makes a thread related to doping, nadaltards immediately get defensive, even if there's no direct or indirect reference to nadal in the first place.
When you reference "a player arguably the GOAT" and "a player who always beats him", and you yourself are a known Nadal hater, have insinuated doping in reference to Nadal before, and you have a Rosol avatar for fucks sake What else are people supposed to think?

And then, when someone calls you out on your bullshit, you cower away and edit your original post But since this board is overrun with Fedtards, there will be no repercussions for your actions.

But of course, if a known Federer hater with a Nadal avatar started a hypothetical thread about "a player arguably the GOAT" denying "his greatest rival" titles due to doping, that thread would get deleted in half a second and the OP permabanned.

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