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Now this one makes sense.

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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Yes, AJ, you are right.

And Bonnie, your latest law suggestion falls under the double standards law 18

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You should add : American Tennis is dead, and everybody on MTF, except americans, know that american players will never win MS again, let alone GS before a good 5 to 10 years.
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I love rule 49.
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You should add : American Tennis is dead, and everybody on MTF, except americans, know that american players will never win MS again, let alone GS before a good 5 to 10 years.
I would add this, except I myself will prove it wrong.

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Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
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You are either a bandwagoner, a tard, a mug or a hater.

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The exo is a great indicator to see who's in good shape, especially the legendary Abu Dhabi tournament, and wins from your favourite player over his biggest rivals will be celebrated more than a win in a real tournament ('it's only a 250/500/masters nobody cares about')

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The exo is a great indicator to see who's in good shape, especially the legendary Abu Dhabi tournament, and wins from your favourite player over his biggest rivals will be celebrated more than a win in a real tournament ('it's only a 250/500/masters nobody cares about')
Now this is a good one

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Obviously, you play a lot of mind games with yourself, but it is important to always believe that you can play your best, perform your best, and in the end, your convictions are stronger than your doubts.
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If I took the time to respond to every criticism that came across my desk, there would be no time for constructive work.
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The only thing you owe the audience is a good performance
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Pics haters are not welcome at MTF

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Threads like "Player X is retiring" work as the ultimate bait for the forum's biggest arseclowns. Their need to hate will force them to post there, like a moth to the flame. - Orka_n

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We should be appreciative of Federer though, because we will never see anything like him again. The fact he can still compete for slams ever after the erosion of his physical skills is really a greater testament to the natural talent he has than the period of time when he was dominating the tour.
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Nadal is by far the most naturally talented player of all time and that is the reason his stay at the top is a lot longer than players like Federer etc were able to do.
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I think this was a beautiful and horrifyingly accurate list that covers practically every theme of this tennis forum.....

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67. If a thread contains "serious discussion" in his title then fly you fools because its a troll thread.

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36. The penultimate proof of success for a player is NOT winning a major, reaching top 10 or getting past the RR stage of Las Vegas. Instead, it is when in GM someone creates a thread dedicated to celebrate said player's losses, and in which the player gets a nick that is either the name of an animal, a food product, or both. (oz_boz's law)
"Penultimate" means second last. The word you're looking for is "ultimate".

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A common mistake though not usually made by a person claiming to be a professor.

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