If somebody makes a prediction and says, "you heard it here first," it has already been posted by someone else.
How about this : everytime either Federer or Nadal loses a match a new level of trolling outbreak is reached on MTF ?
Boredo has never belonged to top 10
I will add Law #44 in your honor
I thought this was a well-known fact on MTF
And also, on one day, Gasquet is the next Federer, on the other day he's overrated pony. Sometimes, he's both during one match.
Hmmm, I'll add #45 something like this.
40. All players are juicing (on drugs).
41. All players are gay.
Law 47- Inside jokes are all over. The word mug, true meanings of triple bagels, multi headed hydras, topspin cyclones of death, the Roger/Rafa love affair, etc. etc. etc. Outsiders usually sound stupid when they try to combat it, while regulars tend to laugh.
Law 48- Whenever a player had an injury, everyone on MTF is a doctor. Whenever a player is in legal trouble, everyone is a lawyer. Everyone now suddenly is from Serbia or is an expert on mono. Also everyone turns into a meteorlogist when there is a rain delay
Good stuff, sir
Originally Posted by Bonnie the Cat
Suggestion for a new law:
All injury time-outs are fake, cheating, gamesmanship, etc. Unless it happens to be your* favourite taking one.
* = insert whatever tard over here.
YES! Law #49!
Heh, it's always great to read over this thread again, and predictably, the vast majority of the rules always hold true
. The only thing I would consider adjusting is law 24, and changing "dominance" to "demise".
SG's law: Fat/Fit Dave is his own parallel universe.
in MTF, Gasquet is considered gay, no matter how many girls he dates or screw with, he is still gay, this law can extend to include all the Frenchies, which is quite ridiculous and somewhat racist IMO.
it's also applied on Lalo and surprisingly Verdasco as well.
When having a debate with somebody who is reasonable and rational, make sure that whilst losing your futile argument, you continue to make abusive and deragortory posts to that person, especially if they are arguing in quite an articulate manner and if deepdown you know that they are probably right.
If they are using words which are quite difficult to spell, you always have the MTF "trump" card, (If I tell you I may have to kill you) but it's the word "Mug", the power of this word knows no bounds and must be used with extreme caution as rumour has it, if it is used just once too often, the whole world will come to an abrupt end.
Originally Posted by Bonnie the Cat
Any a post from Heya is incomprehensible. The only conclusion you might be able to derive from her yapping, is that she apparently hates Roddick and Federer.
Law of MTF:
EVERY member of MTF (yes, every single one of them) would make a better TV commentator than anyone who actually gets paid to do this job right now, except Darren Cahill. Gilbert, Goodall, Koenig, both McEnroes, Courier, Robinson, Gimelstob, Fowler, Castle, Shiras, Davenport, Adler, Henman, Carillo, etc should all step aside in favor of the ACC winners.
New members are frequently bad repped despite not writing anything that really deserves it. I think this is because posters love turning other posters' lights red and there's a greater chance of that happening with newer members. I know I had red lights last year and it's not a nice welcome to MTF.
Use a nickname, wrong name or even no name in match prediction and result threads thereby confusing people who don't know the lingo.
Overpraise tv commentators & Federer's apologist Roddick.
They're paid to be be asses.
Make loyal fans of all these people happy.
If Filo V. says it, it's fact.