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Great post

I think this thread deserves to be sticky to warn newcomers

I noticed especially this one.

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good thread so true.

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Oh, also:

Threads must have a point > . <

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There is nothing terribly wrong with the Roddick Team.
Life is long and you should waste your talent; always have rough bedtime before the misguided relationship quickly ends.
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9. Everyone loves BYE


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thought id get a bit of a funny thread in here to warn new posters satirically and get a laugh out of more seasoned posters, each post add a rule of your own if you like

rule no1: never start anything remotely federer or nadal related, you will get instantly flooded by tards from both sides in a torrent of crap the likes of which you have never seen before. this is the most important rule of GM, you will find even that threads not even remotely related to these players will often degrade into a tardwar between the two fanbases? why i dont know, but its sure as hell funny

rule no2: say constantly the fact that were in a weak era, NO MATTER WHAT THREAD you are posting in, this is essential to being accepted by the wider community.

rule no3: any time a top5 player loses, he is finished and will instantly retire on the spot, you must not deviate from this mindset.

rule no4: ??? up to you

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You are late.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Blaze, when you get a chance have a look and see if there any amendments needed.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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nadals forehand, shital gets smacked by flat hitters 99/100 times from now on now people have figured his shitty 1- loops the fuck oout of the ball tactics out, fed has been developing a much flatter forehand in training for nadal now
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Re: Laws of MTF

Great thread, I had forgotten about this one. All are so true. Roddick has elevated his MTF career status since 2006. At the very least, it now has peaks and valleys, rather than just valleys like it was in 06.

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Re: Laws of MTF

Best one is the 'weak era'. Anyone want to bump the "Clown era" thread?

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OMG this thread is just AWESOME!
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There is nothing terribly wrong with the Roddick Team.
Life is long and you should waste your talent; always have rough bedtime before the misguided relationship quickly ends.
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Any a post from Heya is incomprehensible. The only conclusion you might be able to derive from her yapping, is that she apparently hates Roddick and Federer.

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Re: Laws of MTF

Great thread! I'm amazed when a brand new poster opens with a 'mug era' or 'fixed' type remark. Perhaps they see it as the best way to come across as a tennis expert.

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